+..Susah nak Menten..+

Uhuhu,

Since my last post pada Nov 1, 2006 aku jadi sunyi kejap. Sunyi tak bermakna aku senyap dari apa-apa aktiviti kesosialan aku di luar. Well, open house memang berlambak kat luar sana. Ada je dapat jemputan dik non, kak eton, and makcik itu dan ini. Sampai tak larat dah nak pegi. Ada lagi yg buat kenduri kahwin musim raya nih, so jimat kan, kenduri cum open house...ehehe.
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You know cerita yg sekarang org dok hu-ha pasal bahasa rojak etc?
Aku mmg pelik la, ada je nak gaduh pasal bahasa ni...dari tok nek sampai anjang aki...
Anyho, aku rasa bahasa rojak ialah satu bahasa berevolusi...seswai ngan bahasa pasar gak.
pepehal pun sukati akulah kan, sbb aku yg nak memblog disini bwahahah
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Where were we?

Oh yes.
Talking about all those open houses and free food ranging from ketupat, rendang, lemang, mee kari, laksa johor, nasi impit, laksa asam blabalabla...membuatkan aku pening and susah nak say no, if org ajak makan.

Maklumlah, berat mokcik dah turun berkilo sekarang neh. bukan senang wo. nak kena posa sebulan (err tak sampai snonyer) and then everytime sebelum tido and bangun tido balik nak kena buat sit up untuk kempeskan perut. Uhuhu now dah advance sikit, buat pilates pulak. Pilates work fabulously for my tummy, pelvic muscles, thighs...arms...uhuhu love it!

So, imagine...sayang gila nak *tembam* balik. Tapi macam tak baik pulak tolak jemputan kengkawan. So what I did was

1. Kurangkan makan benda berminyak / berlemak

2. Kurangkan makan benda yang dimasak bersama-sama santan

3. Kurangkan minum air yg manis

4. Kurangkan makan nasik

5. Jangan makan after 8 pm

Tapi susah jugak nak menten kalau dah makan nye seperiuk (kalau average 2 open house sehari, kali ngan 4 weekends?) kan?

So, kena pepandailah...takleh nak ikut nafsu. Since aku ni Taurus yg unggul (yakni: kuat makan) benda-benda macam ni agak sukar la. Sebab aku mmg suka makan sushi, teppanyaki, dimsum, dan masakan2 mama yg best...and roast chicken uwaaaaaa (lapa...)..

Tapi dek kerana nak menten kurangkan lagi berat badan aku, aku kena kurangkan water retention. So ameklah Vitamin B12! Bukan B Complex...ahahah bukan ahh...sbb B Complex akan menyebabkan korang lagi kuat makan. and also dah lepas bulan posa ni, kena giatkan lagi exercise...so aku nak start main badminton balik and swimming! Masalahnya, if aku main sukan tendency untuk lapo tu sgt tinggi...especially lepas jam 8pm (baru sampai umah)

Adeh how lah eh?
Any ideas?

Sbb if ikut my body proportion memang senang nak naik la. Now ni pun ada org tegur dah slim sikit...tapi still nak kena turunkan lagi...

Motivasi nak turunkan badan ni senang je. No. Bukan motivasi frust bercinta...tapiiiiiii

One fine day, i visited a slimming centre located at Damansara. Just because I was so attracted to their ad, mentioning with only RM300 ++, u can be slimmer for Raya. So i guess i need to slim down a bit on my thighs and tummy and arms

So there i went on puasa month. The gal who attended my query was fragile thin. yes. fragile as if i could blow her away with a huff and a puff. She didn't quite friendly as I expected from a slimming centre. She took me to a small, lighted poorly room down the corridor and bluffed everything about the ad. Why I said bluff cos, obviously she mentioned things I don't know of. After all, I only came half heartedly after numerous calls from them insisting to meet up and *analyse* me a.k.a my body fat.

So, there it was a gadget that looks like a weighing machine to me. Only that there was a cord attaching to another device that looks like a bicycle handle. i had to stand on the *weighing machine* and held the *bicycle handle* for few minutes.

Then she gasped. Oh! Miss Taichee your body fat is wayyyy beyond healthy. Instead of 1, your point is 6. Your blablabla..you know fats around your organs are way too thick...blablabla...

Yeah. Right! I am not THAT FAT! Why on earth doesn't she asked me about my activities, like do you exercise everyday? what kind of sports, my heart beat...my blood pressure...etc..does FAT alone constitutes UNHEALTHINESS?

Like, duhhhhhh~@!

>> So can I take your RM300 program?
> you see Ms. Taichee, RM300 alone only targeted one part of your body. It won't eliminate your real problem...
>>But I just want to target my thighs or tummy
> you see ahhh Ms Taichee, your fat figure shown here ahhh...you need to target the whole body, around your main organs, tummy, arms, thighs and butt. Its just let me calculate for you ahhh
>>the whole body?
> Now as we are having promotion, you can have our whole package at only RM2000. Plus you'll enjoy our free facial, spa and blablabla...
>>look, i just want to target ONE. Not all. After all this is way too expensive!! I'm not as fat as those postnatal mothers!!
>Yes Ms Taichee you only need only 7 kilos down your current weight...Its for your own good...you can be more beautiful
>>yeah...if you say fragile thin, anaroxic kinda look that i can easily throw you away with one blow is beautiful. No, I think it is wise not to go thru your program. I have to spend nearly RM300 per kilo shed? Crazy!..
>Not so expensive la Ms. Taichee...you can choose our RM1000 package as well but without the free facial n spa...
>>ahahahah...macam nilah amoi. I think, i can easily shed 7 kilos down myself. But err..a piece of advice..i think you need to do your teeth. it looks so uneven. If you beautify your teeth, i guess you will smile more to your customers..and they will have more confident in you and your slimming thingy. Thank you by the way, ya..

Jadi, di saat itulah aku dah berazam untuk turunkan berat badan dgn cara aku sendiri. Self control. Discipline. InsyaAllah...tapi bila aku start kurus balik ni lah, ada je benda lain yg tak best timbul. Seperti jerawat. So terpaksa pulak gi facial.

Susah tol jadi pompuan kan? Ni pasal nak carik bakal suami...kang dah kawen kang, lain pulak ceta. Kang dah beranak lain pulak...aduihhhh...