L.omo: I in Lurve

Weee~@!

Yep.

I fell in love with this piece of accidental/ spontaneity/ fun/ no hassle art more than a year ago. I lurve the flash of colours, its ugliness (though I call it uniqueness) when i first set eyes on em at a shop that sells cuppacake. unlike Taro or Yan who lurves ISO & apertures and the different lenses, me? I loike em simple and fun. I loike em snappy. I like em spontaneous. I do not want to think, just shoot! Hehehe

So on the very day I set my eyes on Pavee (READ: my lomo cam's name) and after being shown the camera by an boleh tahan cute excited but artful salesboy, I decided that I must have this baby. Well, prolly because my baby was one of the two in that Mook shop. Since I can't wait to use my hand on it, I snapped and I snapped lotsa thg around KL. In particular, the clubs street at Jalan Pinang, Kg. Baru where lotsa makan area there and of course my walking distance from Pavilion KL back to the hotel (around 6 mins).

akan kucoba tangkap dgn lebih dekat lagi!

Back in Kuching I was so darn teruja, I snapped the last film role on my plane, snapping away the cute stewardess who was helping a passenger. Unfortunately, due to my keterujaan and lack of reading and skill, out of 36 35mm films, only 15 survived.

Yeah 15 bloody crappy print with 60 bloody sen each plus RM6 bloody processing fees. I was frustrated and scold the poor counter gal (i said counter as she did nothing but broken promises). Little that I'd known that this shop other than selling underwater phones, they also "collect" films and digital ones only. They are pro at USB, camera phones, digital SLR and compact, CD and whatnot, but NOT my bloody 35mm analog film! Pfftttt~@! So there goes my moolah and my keterujaan tahap melampau tenuk art! Almost all my captures went blank. I was so devastated!

Aku sepatutnye menari disini, bukan membebel. Budu tol. Ye aku tau aku sudah debab, Ko pehal?

So maybe I should do my own research to find a dedicated analog film processing shop in Kuching. Not the one who "collect" and send em to other places for processing. Lomo is an art. Please don't kill it if you're an idiota! (this one also goes to yours truly la kan)

Note untuk aku:
Although the art was captured last Jan 27 the reason being uploaded now was because my incik shayg has challenged me to get some good lomo piccas. Dia kata nak bagi hadiah. Hehehe..sebab tu aaa teruja balik neh. Ok incik shayg, akan ku sahut panggilan adiah itusss (anyway, saye sayang awak jadi kan sy blaja aa sket sket)

Note to the mass:
If you see an ugly fat girl wif a black crappy freakish camera... well, it would be me prowling on the streets to capture some action. Aku harap takde orang akan parang aku nantiks. Aku nak amek gambo pompan gedik buntut tonggek terkinje hadap mat saleh kat Jalan Pinang. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Note to the mass 2:
Haah. Aku semakin debab as soon as I set foot in Kuching. Not that I ate like mr porky here but i guess happiness makes me one! Mama komfem bising pasal my weight neh. Adeyh.

"Incik abam, awak buatla saye kuciwa wak"
"Nape?"
"kalau saye kuciwe, senang aaa nak slim balik saiz s cam sebelum sy datang Kuching"
"tak bole la wak. tak sampai ati...sbb sy syg awak sangat sangat sangat sangat"
"awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww......"

Sekian.

Pos Bosan Bersempena Entri yang ke 550...

Sambal udang bersepah sepah

Hmm... Tak ada apa yang aku nak celebrate sempena pos yang ke 550.

Apa yang aku tau bak kata Lina, blog aku dah bersawang. Hehehe.. Bukan apa, aku dah tak ada isu menarik, cerita aku dah makin mandom dan bosan. Aku ada writer's block dan amat sibuk dengan banyak perkara. Kerja lagi, training lagi, lepas tu Audit Dalaman nak datang, aku naik Bintulu, lepas tu Raya Haji. Ada benda aku nak tulis, tapi aku tulis dalam diari buruk aku je. Kalau aku nak bercakap, hanya pada Dia aje sekarang.

Raya haji? Aku suka panggil raya korban. Aku terkorban kat Kuching dok beraya sorang sorang. Pepagi raya orang makan rendang dan ketupat, aku makan pisang dan koko krunch. Nasib ada si Azim yang ajak aku beraya rumah kengkawannya di Kuching. Sekurang kurangnya, aku tahulah macam mana rasa ketupat pulut bersantan.

Azim?
Alaaa...Azim mamat Bintulu tu, ingat tak? Sementara dia tak dapat berita berpindah ke Trengganu, boleh la dia datang Kuching ni. Aku rasa lambat laun mesti takde sapa geng aku kat sini. Sorang sorang pergi tinggalkan aku. Macam "abang" aku dulu. Maklumler, memasing dah ada kehidupan sendiri. Aku ni sapa ye tak. Hahahaha emosi. Aku tak percaya pada mulut manusia. Tapi aku masih pegang janji Ilahi. Takpe. Aku kena kuatkan hati dan kena selalu minta padaNya agar aku bisa tabah.

Bercakap pasal emosi. Aku dah tak peduli pasal perasaan pun. Dah mangli orang kata. Kalau ada, ada lah. Kalau tak ada pun aku ok. Boe pun dah kontek aku balik, katanya jom jadi kawan. Hmmm. Kawan? Boleh ke aku? Lama aku ignore sms dia. Dia pernah menjadi my own brand of drug (tiru ayat cerita Twilight). Entah. Apa aku tau, dia komplen jatuh motor 600cc masa amik koner kat Bukit Tinggi (macam aku selalu bayangkan, hoh!). Padan muke! Orang suh naik scrambler/ mudbike dulu takmo. Degil. As always la kan?

Aku amat terasa kehilangan sekarang. Dulu aku ada seorang guru yang selalu ingatkan aku. Aku terasa guru aku tinggalkan aku untuk aku berdikari mencari Dia. Jatuh bangun dan luka, aku sendiri. Lampu yang aku bawak di tangan macam makin kurang tenaga baterinya. Cahaya yang aku suluh, makin tidak kelihatan. Aku takut gelap. Dan gelap amat sukakan aku. Semua orang nak tinggalkan aku (itu aku yg rasa la).

Cakap pasal gelap, aku teruja nak masuk hutan balik. Aku rasa macam nak bersendiri. Ikut hati (mati) aku nak masuk Endau Rompin. Duduk 3 malam kat sana, carik sorang guide, masuk hutan tengok jejak tapak kaki sibelang ke si belalai ke. Carik gua ke, air terjun ke apa. Nak pergi pulau, musim tengkujuh pulak. Kat Kuching, Kubal dan Fezal dah buat hal memasing. Dak Yati pun sama. Usrah dah stop sekarang tatau apa cerita. Jadi tinggallah aku dengan kesepian terlampau.

Kolam renang kat rumah aku dah berfungsi. Sekurang kurangnya, ada jugak aktiviti solo aku boleh buat di Kuching ni. Jadinya, lepas balik kerja aku terjun buat beberapa lap malas (breast stroke) sebelum masuk Maghrib. Pernah aku cuba buat freestyle. Tapi sebab pool tu berkeladak, aku panik sebab aku tak nampak apa dalam kolam tu (aku bayangkan ada benda menakutkan dalam tu tengah tengok aku) Hampir lemas jugaklah masa tu. Nasib aku tak mati kembung perut ek? Kolam tu takdelah dalam sangat. Setakat paras dada je. Mungkin sebab aku masih fobia pada benda yang misteri. Benda yang tidak kelihatan. Kelam. Aku lebih suka berenang dalam air yang jernih dan tenang.

Lepas kejadian hampir lemas kepanikan tu, aku dah berenti berenang. Kok ye pun nak sangat bersenam, aku nak bersenam bila matahari terang dan bila kolam cerah. Nak berlari, hujan pulak. Nak ngaji, peok pulak. Apa la aktiviti aku boleh buat? Buku semua dah baca. Apa lagi. Bukak saluran Astro. Nak damaikan hati yang berkecamuk, aku tengok Indahnya Iman sambil ikut berzikir dan berselawat. Saluran Oasis juga ada Qiraatul Quran. Aku nak ingatkan balik apa yang aku dah lupa. Pastu aku layan Bicarawara biar aku ni insaf dan muhasabah balik. Aku ni manusia pelupa dan lemah. Allah Maha Memberi Petunjuk dan Gagah Perkasa. Aku pohon pada Allah yang Maha Penyayang, Maha Kaya, Maha Pengampun, Allah yang Maha Memberi Rahmat dan Rahim macam macam perkara. Aku rasa aku tak layak satu alif pun apa yang aku mintak. Tapi aku mintak jugak padaNya, sebab aku hanya ada Dia. Allah Maha Mengetahui lagi Maha Bijaksana, tapi aku tetap mintak dan nyatakan apa yang terbuku dan terpendam dalam benak dan hati aku yang makin mengecut macam epal busuk ni.

Tak sangka dalam aku ditinggalkan orang satu demi satu, aku "jumpa" balik member lama aku kat Facebook. Dari sekolah di Alor Setar sampai lah ke dua sekolah di JB. Seronok dapat tahu cerita dorang. Masing masing dengan cerita masing masing. Masing masing punya rezeki, ye tak?

Aku dah penatla. Tak tipu. Baru habis tulis laporan aktiviti regional Sarawak. Esok aku kena ke Jabatan Hasil lagi untuk stamping. Tak habis habis sejak minggu lepas. Staf aku pulak nak pergi teambuilding seminggu kat Lenggeng minggu depan. Jadi aku akan makin sibuk.

Lelah indah orang Sarawak kata. Penat sangat dah ni. Aku nak tido dah. Dah pukul 1240 pagi. Jarang aku tido lewat camni.

Penat.

Sekian, dari orang yang hampir mati kembung perut di kolam renang yang dalamnya paras dada di apartmen rumahnya.

Aku yang semun maksima.

p/s: Ini ke entri yang orang suka baca? Cerita gagal aku?

In Between Jetsetting?

[Background noice: Sarawak FM's mumbling. Too lazy to turn on the Astro]

I simply love this silhoutte!

Type of Jet: Lear 30/35 Series or Gulfstream IV

ETD: Breakfast in Milan, Lunch in London

ETA: Dinner in Paris

Who am I to kid with?

I am no Kimora Lee Simmons. LOL!

Hehehe... Sekali sekali berangan bodo camni. Takpe la kan. Mengujakan diri barang sejam aje. What I really meant was, the real deal down to earth, economically viable jetsetting. The Americans call it (or American wannabes/ perasan) call it coach class. While the normal Malaysian with English British education may call it Economy Class. Either way la kan? Although travelling to and fro Kuching to KL twice this month could mean that I contribute to the Airbus' belching tonnes of CO2 - thus helping the earth to crumble.

Hahh! Amik! Hilang sifat kekhalifahan aku.

I was in KL from Oct 31 - Nov 7 for that important training. I am now in Kuching (in transit) for my next KL trip again for training tomorrow Nov 10 til Nov 17 insyaAllah.

And why on earth I didn't stay the weekend in KL?

You nuts? I have to sacrifice my Friday and Monday for the annual leaves. Unlike Boss who could conjure some impromptu meetings, I couldn't. Sad ole moi.

What I did during the weekend in Kuching? I did some err... lazying at home. I've determined to finish Nineteen Minutes by Jodi Piccoult. Fab story and all. Thing was, everytime when it was getting more interesting than the previous pages, my eyes went blurry and in auto shut down. ZzzZZzZZz.

In between jetsetting, go find other less interesting thing to dwell on!

Nick (Boe's outdoors co partner) did call, telling me that he was in Kuching. Well not really. He was at Damai Beach about 45 minutes from here. He needed extra manpower for his treasure hunting cum teamwork activities that he was organizing. Why on earth he only remembered me during the last hours? Heck no. I brushed him off on Saturday only to join him today (Sunday). I only said yes after Nick mentioned this event only last til noon, for I treasure my Zuhr prayers.

Nick doing the debriefing while I snore.

The gals awaiting for the time bomb! Shut your ears children!

Huge wading pool, ok? Good for kids and mommies too.

Maybe I need that, you know?

See the white sandy beach! Unfortunately I wouldn't dare to go down there in a blistering hot sun without Banana Boat SPF 120! Hah~@!

I wish I had a beach house like this, at least.

I need that extra oxygen to breathe. I need to smell the sea and away from all these roller coaster rides I had/ accidentally got in to. After a late night Nineteen Minutes alone under the most comfortable place on earth (home), I woke up as earlier than the birds to perform solat and do some mediocre stuff.

Eeeek! The Arqam cafe that I frequented was out of business (like a span of a week?). I saw the "shoplot to let" on its rollers. Depressed, I went to the claimed Muslim "Bangladeshi" Restaurant for its crunchy roti canai and not so bad teh tarik.

In less than 40 mins while being accompanied by RATM/ Metallica & The Matrix soundtrack bands, I was staring at Allah's made magnificent view of Damai Beach, Santubong! Masya Allah! I was dumbfounded. I wished all my family was there to witness His beautiful, serenade creation. Damai Puri where Nick held the event only cost around RM270 per night for its corporate rate. Nice! A definite place to enjoy with my sisters (and Mama Abah if they want to, compared to their more exotic jetset around the world! :p) Mental Note: To recce whether Piko/ Taro/ Effi want to lepak here.

The huge pool that made me regretted living my two piece behind!

15mins to 2pm, I was already at home watching Disturbia.

Not so bad for a cheapskate jetsetter eh?
1. Not as wealthy as Kimora but still have lotsa cash til my next pay
2. Travelling to one fashionable city to another locally (in from Kuching to KL)
3. Airbus is still a jetplane. Like it or not. :p

So all of the above made me a jetsetter, right?. Hah!

Sukati la!

p/s: Tomorrow will be the no-luggage policy. I will only bring my lappie bag. Wee~@! (Korang tak tau, minggu lepas aku bawak beg besau untuk 2 minggu letak kat rumah KL)

+..OFFROAD @KUCHING?..+

Pictures speak for themselves.

I drove my baby with a 4Low, muddied but not as high adrenaline as I was in Endau Rompin with Boe as the crazy driver. I drove Greenie nearby Matang for a site visit with my customer yesterday.

I crave for more OFFROAD Adventures! Regretfully no pictures taken at the site. But you know what? Kuchingites love sparking clean cars unlike moi. I love em dirrrtyyy like that! Tu baru betul put 4WD for a good use!

Suddenly the dragon inside me has awaken from its long slumber...
Heh heh heheheh...hehehehehe...~@!


Har har dihar!

I Get My Orgasm with My VW Golf R32!

Oohooohooo!

Did I said mine? In my wettest dreams! Oohoohooo! Well, in near future, InsyaAllah it will be mine!! Tuh tengok Wish List To Achieve kat belah kanan, atas Bloggers Unite tuh------------->

If you guys notice, in the first two youtubes, both cars (R3 and the Beemer 1 serie) have plate numbers - 55! Walaupun bukan plet number sebenar, but man! 5 kan ke number feveret gua! Aku dah wat blog pasal itu pun.

Gua dah lama peratikan Golf R32 nih (memula kat website VW). Bikin leleh air liur, drip drip drip... Maklumlah, aku suka fast and furious car (hatchback jer). Aku suka attack corners (dats why aku nak 4wheeler - lagi best attack), aku suka race spontan di pagi hari ke opis (especially ngan Lelaki). That's why aku suka perjalanan yg memakan masa 30 - 45 minit (sejam kalau jam gilers atau banjir di mana-mana).

Syok owh! Sebabnya, it makes my day if aku menang, dan adrenaline rushnya sungguh! Pergh! Macam orgasm, man! Definitely if aku jumpa client ke apa, buat kerja dengan gumbire, berseri-seri and bestest mood je (ye ahh dah dapat orgasm kan?) Ex Boss aku tgh hangin dulu (sbb wrought iron rumah dia tak siap), semua org menggelabah tapi sbb orgasm yg aku dapat di pagi hari, aku selamba je kasik dia minum air suh dia bawak-bawak bertendang. Hehehe

Dulu, aku pernah test drive Ford Focus 2.0 Hot Sexy Hatch. Kereta rally spec itu memang Kentang, Seh! (Tah ni perkataan bebudak jaman sekarang). Sila Klik Sini. Sori ye dlm tu aku kutuk sorang yg tak bayar hutang aku. Aku rasa, if ada peluang bawak Golf R3 nih, komfem aku nangis macam budak kecik yg suruh mak dia belikan mainan sbb aku takmo kasik balik Golf R3 kat showroom itu. Dahla dia four wheeler, seksi, power, handling superb, arghh! Tak tahulah nak describe cinta hati aku kat VW Golf R32 itu!

Fifth Gear dan Top Gear dan satu German's program ada wat comparison dari segi steering, handling, acceleration, comfort, pricing, bladibla. korang usha la sendiri. Sbb everytime aku tengok aku klimaks pulak! Yg Jerman tu korang pepandailer alih bahasa sendiri ek! And, yes, its not that Japanese cars are inferiors, cuma kelas dia tak sama la beb! Hahahhah LOL!

Agagagga...!

p/s: Oh yeh! Did I ever tell you guys that Boe loves to drift his 4 Wheeler kat area berpasir di Selai? Memang syok ah. Cuma aku rasa time aku orgasm masa drift tu, ia agak weird, sbb its a fooking 4WD truck! Masa Boe drive aku truck dia itu, aku dok, "Woooo hooo!! Yeehaaaa!..." sepanjang drift. Tapi bila kitorang balik buat expedition mud tracker yg menenggelamkan keempat-empat tayar (and fishing and chit chatting), mood nak ber drift tu macam hilang. maybe sebab dah penat layan orgasm mud tracker pulak kot? (lagi giler adrenaline rush dia!)

+..Oh! Hummer H3!!..+

I was salivating (drip drip..) when I first saw this specially made for women's 4WD! The Hummer was a non-gender basis vehicle according to GM. This is, ladies and gents the H3. Unfortunately, I can't copy the url for my specially built (kununs) H3 with all the Off Road gears I dreamt of having it on...Uhuhu Lusty Lusty me.

Why I said it is made for women?
Well I saw it in Real Time Channel 78 - the Turbo Show where GM was promoting it to women. They invited Fergie and other women celebs to glorify the event...And I'm talking bling-bling here...The H3 was not for Soccer Mums only, ok? It is also made for singletinis (as referred by Yan Bumblebee) like moi. Who crave for power and err..(attraction?) bwaahaha...

I saw how the Humvee was being navigated thru the table top, boulders, logs, water and twist ditch. I was so amazed it could climb a near 80 degrees muddied slope with ease! I guess those nature lovers must be cursing at this show (dunno whether they watch this kinda show?) as this giant was made for civilian use for off roads with a not-so-eco friendly engine (and destroying the err..natural off road terrain)

I can imagine how Boe would look at me (if I could ever get my hands behind the wheel) green with envy cos I can supersede his Lanun Darat's Fordie (muahaha lets girl-call their vehicles lalallala). Yeah, Taichee...in your dreams...Besides being humongous (err wide), this baby's price is really a Nuclear! Plus the G Tax bladibla and all that hassles, this baby is tagged at RM 1 God-damn Farkin MiLLion!!

The H3 however is smaller, shorter and narrower than the H1 and H2. That is why it is made for women like moi! Uhuhu...Main engine is I-5, 3.5 litre (H2 is 6.5L with V8 engine, man!!) which is relatively superb and more powerful than Boe's 2.5 Fordie bwahahaha...evil, evil..But thankfully, this Humvee H3 comes with a Diesel option..(Dunno whether its Green Engine?) huhuhuhu...imagine driving this RM1 Million baby, with a whopping petrol price (in Malaysia, it will be hiked AGAIN) + the accessories + maintenance shite + Malaysian tolls (Also, will be hiked AGAIN). People who can really afford a Humvee is Super Rich Bastart (yeah, I'm jealous) in Malaysia...

The fact if one owns it in Malaysia?
full tank:RM 640
road tax :RM 12,xxx
price :RM 700k onwards
rims :RM 15,xxx

Hmm..
Nampaknya, berangan jelaa...But meh sini nak ngumpat sikit.

Whoever bought that Mitsubishi Triton, especially men? You know what I thought of you? Well you look kinda sissy to me..Triton is damn ugly, man! It looks so "lembut". Don't EVER try to woo women (who loves outdoors, loves sports, career-minded, practical, loves powerful engine n stuff) while driving your Triton. Its a TURN OFF. Got it? But if you're so confident with your ugly looking 4WD, don't blame me for not warning yah!

Ever came across this sign?

Yes, I'm FAT, BUT you're UGLY.
I can Exercise, BUT you need Plastic Surgery..

Bwahahaha...
Sorryyy (Simon says)... a lil notty today.

+..Masih Belum Finis..+

Penat seh badan (cakap cenggini sbb baru jumpa bebudak s'pore).

Balik dari Endau mmg meletihkan. Bukan holiday tapi kerje. Cari uang lebih sbb takmo nyusahkan abah. Tak kisahlahkan even tho anak perempuan setua aku camni, selagi tak kawen aku still under tanggungan abah, kan? Bagi aku biarlah aku financially independent. Buat aku MAHU carik duit lebih dan berdikit2, bak kata Azam, prudent spending. Aku pun dah potong chip kat kad emas berhantu aku tuh. Mmg syaitan la kad tuh.

Kat Endau, selain daripada menolong bebudak S'pore wat teambuilding, aku ada gak selit main paintball di dalam hutan (lawan team yg menang). Menyuruk celah pokok Ara n Tualang, merangkak cam laskar komando yg aku jumpa kat Kg. Selai - masa ni tak hingat langsung kat pacat! ( derang ske lepak2 sambil sweet sweet anak dara org Asli). Aku trekking ke Takah Pandan jadik sweeper kat belakang and jadik First Aider in case org bandar moden cam S'pore yg heran tengok ayam tuh terjatuh ke apa. Temankan si Michael, Mainland China chinese yg dah duduk S'pore and first time datang Malaysia berborak mcm ayam dan itik. Dia tak faham aku, aku tak faham dia. Tapi layan jelah kan. Tak luak pun. Si Nurlin, Mas n Jackie ajak lepak ngan dia orang kat S'pore. Mmg aku ada niat nak kesana nak beli bebrg masuk utan. Nak beli beg Ophrey yg ringan 55 + 10 L tuh beserta seluar Columbia or Round Robbin. Nak beli carry mat getah. Tengoklah, if ada duit terlebih...(tadi baru kata nak prudent spending...lalalala)

Sekarang ni aku nak join DSD pulak. Ada rezeki nak ke Redang. Kak Salwa, exec baru masuk tu pun kaki outdoors gak sbb dia pun cam aku, still single. So aku ajak dia join DSD. Pasti seronok tengok ikan kat celah2 mak bedah batu karang tuh sambil tengok hidupan laut lain. Tapi Kak Salwa dah ada license. Boe kata dia sendiri can ajar me. Tak kusangka stronger significant other aku ni scuba master ngan PADI. He can always surprise me and caught me off guard!

Anyho,
tadik aku call Big Boss aku. Aku ingat aku nak cakap ngan sekreteri dia je, nak kowek rahasia result exams aku last week. Sbbnya msg penting cenggini slalu sampai kat telinga aku dengan kadar kecepatan siput bab1. Mcm exam yg aku kena sit, sampai ke sms fon aku pada petang Sabtu!! Dibuatnya tadi, Big Boss sendiri hangkat fon. So ndak tak ndak tanye jelah dia kan.

"Tn. Hj., ni Anaz ni. I dengar dari Lan, my exams paper you yg mark, kan?"
"Ha'ah. Kenapa you takut fail ke?"
"takut jugaklah sbbnya Robi pun dah interview last week. Ada org interview esok...I takutla kot-kot..."
"no-lah, do not worry. Results U ok punya. Jgn risau...I belum submit the results kat HRA je.." sambil dia gelak-gelakkan aku yg cuak disini.
"oh, ok...legalah sikit dengar you kata camni..baidewei, you will also jadi my pengiring during the interview, issit?"
"ah-ha yes..yg tu pun you tak payah risau.."
(dlm hati aku ni, Allah jelah yg tahu...kalau belum rezeki aku, mmg stuck la kat position aku ni lagi setawon)
"oklah, thank you Tn.Hj., Assalamualaikum!"

Tak tahulah nak kata. Dia Big Boss baru aku walaupun dulu tak pernah kerja direct under dia, tapi pernahlah report some of the works to him. Bleh buat lawak ngan dia hari tu before aku tahu aku kena exam on Saturday thru sms.

"Tahniahlah Tn. Hj., ur brand new Perdana V6 is already here at Block 8! Nice and shine!.."
"THANK YOU FOR THAT MESSAGE"

tak tahulah dia tegezut ke, hepi ke, ckp aku sebok ke...tapi aku tahu dia dok pakai handmedown punya V6. Sumpah aku taktahu dia akan mark paper aku...and iring aku gi interview mengadap Faizi yg agak strict tuh...seram sehh.

So whatever it is, tawakkaltu alLallah. Aku dah cuba jadik SpongeBob Ahad mlm Senin ari tu and sedaya upaya tak pakai toyol (tah, Azlina kata bawak je info tu selit2 lam jaket...tapi aku cuak gaklah, kotnyer exam ko lulus, naik gaji ikut percentage kelulusan paper, tak was-was ke pendapatan like dat? mcm tak honest gitu? so if tak honest bukan duit gaji kita mcm tak berkat ke? ohh...maafkan aku yg serba jahil ini...).

Lainlah kalau Big Boss aku Mr. Cool dulu. Alhamdulillah dia protect aku dulu and Kaplam dah mengamuk sbb kipas ekon dia tak jalan. Murahkan lah rezeki Mr. Cool, boss aku tu Ya Allah...amin...

Immediate Boss aku yg best plak slalu bawak aku gi visit suh aku blajar technical terms. So Sibbaik pagi tadi aku tak EL ke apa. Penat2 kat Endau pun aku gi opis sbb risau ngan customer cayanun yg bikin runsing tu hari. Dahler tak dapek tido masa kat sana sbb ada makhluk Allah di alam halus dok bergurau ngan aku.

Alih-alih this morning Boss yg best aku tuh nak suh aku bawak dia dgn Obit ke Bandar Permaisuri. Patut kasik tahulah awal2. Leh aku bawak Putih ke Swiffy ke SB-A ke. Dahla si Obit asek pakai bedak sejuk je sejak dua menjak ni. Maklumla, slalu ujan and wiken aku slalu keluar masuk utan. Ndak tak ndak...bawak jelah kan...segan pulak sbb Boss aku tuh seorg pembersih, baik dan jarang lewatkan solat (pendek kata mak mentua pasti SUKA laa). Kelam kelibut aku spring cleaning dlm keta tu hahahha...Sibbaik byk brg dah takde.

itulah. Selagi benda exam mekzem ni tak selesai lagi, byk urusan aku kena plan lain. Uhuhu...dah ckp ngan Mama n Abah about this. Slalu mintak diorang doakan aku lulus cemerlang lam exam cam time-time kat uni dulu. Hopefully all goes well, insyaAllah. isk seram kat Endau Rompin Selai lain, seram interview lain macam pulak...I am having my cold sweats from the weekend til now, man!!

+..Blajar dari Budak..+

Ades kepala rasa macam span pulak. Jadik cam SpongeBob Square pants. Asek serap info jek..

Thanks to adik aku yg serba pervert si Efi tu, aku dapat baca buku tulisan Mario Puzo. Ngam seh buku nih! Aku suka. And aku imagine berada di suasana 30an..Sempat lagi baca lepas habis study bab Company aku since dia dikorporatkan in 1996. Tu yg kepala rasa span hebat tuh... bah!

I just finished sitting for my (insyaALlah) promotion exams yesterday (Monday). It was divided to two sessions; the General One which comes from the company's Group HRA (which spelled disaster for moi) and the Functional One (which was what I do) in the afternoon was all sugar and cream.

I've been studying like madman starting Sunday nite as I was committed to help PEYATIM in their JATIDIRI program. Maklumle kan...company aku ni selalunya bagitahu benda-benda penting macam exam aku tu last minit. Nasib baik jugaklah Azam the Head Committee agreed to let me go that Saturday night just after supporting my adik2 Satria - Adi, Ibrahim, Fazly, Izham si kecik yg gelak dia ada karakter, Mustakim yg bulu mata melentik, Hidayat yg ada leadership trait n suka tolong org lain, IrwanSyah bukan penyanyi but pemalu banget, ckp dekat pun aku tak dengar and geng baik dia, Khudri pun sama cam dia. Then adik2 puteriku, Syela and Amra.

My adik2 are special people. They're orphans picked from different orphanage houses in Klang Valley and Perak. Most of them came from under privilege families, where their siblings can be up to 11 people. Definisi Anak Yatim ni ialah when the Father dies. Mati mak je, bukan anak yatim. Tapi if dedua meninggal, baru namanye anak yatim piatu.

Ada sesetengah anak yatim ni, mak dia pun tak sedar if diorang pegi sekolah ke tak. Sebabnya, pagi buta sebok buat nasi lemak or buat keje. So, pepandailah diorang sendirilah nak gi sekolah ke tak. Memang a bit difficult to approach these special kids sebabnya, they were mostly inhibited. Very very low self esteem and the very the SHY!!

But alhamdulillah about 32 hours with them, they started to open up. I've been briefed by Tn. Hj Chairman Peyatim that these kids crave for attention. They will try all sorts of things for us to layan them, which is true. Well, in the end (during my last night with them) all of us seek forgiveness from each other, terasa sedih pulak masa tu. But according to Fariz one of the committee, they were strong inside cos they have experienced the most bitter event of their life, losing their parents and never get to see them again...All else lepas ni, definitely mcm gula-gula je kot? So they never cried towards the end of JATIDIRI Program. Kagum aku dengan diorang ni.

Actually being with them teaches me a lot of things. They were so pure. They even teaches me about Islam, about being a khalif, about being selfless, about loving other people unconditionally. They are not afraid, they are strong mentally. What I did was minicule compared to what they taught me. I was there as a facilitator in between programs and provoke them to open up. thats all. Aku rasa dengan mengenali adik2 aku adalah cara untuk aku mengenal AlLah. Entah aku rasa macam tulah...

I guess I've missed all my adik2. Adi, adik aku yg aku ingat kerek tu, and mengaku tak pandai kat kelas is actually one of SMKTTDI star students. Ibrahim pulak aspires to be a doctor. He taught me how to terjun tiruk dekat air terjun but i chicken out. gilo apo? tak berani aku nak gimnastik umor aku camnih. hisk...

Then Mus, Amra n Syela aku ingat penakut nak buat flying fox, but actually they were braver than me...ehehe aku ni pandai provoke je lebih, tapi penakut kat dalam tuh...hahahah. Mustakim pulak sangat sopan and gentleman. Fazly pulak pandai bersajak tapi taknak mengaku wakil sekolah...humble betul, itupun aku tahu dari Syela masa aku ajak makan Milo blended reramai. Si Izham pulak, sangat kreatif walaupun paling kecik, 12 tahun. He gave so many ideas...and practical pulak tu!

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That was why I studied like madman. On Sunday morning, I had an important meeting with my boss til afternoon. Then lepas tu, buat itu dan ini sampai lebam, malam tu baru boleh study. Gilo betol. Banyak benda nak cover under HQ nih.

Aku rasa until now jadik retard sebab still a lot of things are going on in my head. I hope I can have Peter Petrelli's ( ni pada sesapa yg ardent fan of HEROES) power. He can absorb other superheroes power and then learn to control it.

Hahaha tapi aku ni manusia biasa je. Banyak kelemahan. Banyak kekurangan dan kesengetan. Ada gak org salah tafsir diri aku. Tak mahu cuba nak faham and open mind. But eheheh itu orang lantaklah diorang kan. Umpatlah aku ehehhehe....insyaAllah aku dapat free je pahala. And aku doakan jugak orang-orang ini semua diampunkan dosa-dosa dari mengumpat aku. Nasib baik jugaklah ada sahabat-sahabat penyayang. Yang tahu aku cemana. Eheheh...Kepada mereka semoga sentiasa dilapangkan rezeki, diampunkan dosa, dan aku sayang korang sumer! mwahs!

Benarlah.

If you have ALLAH, you have it ALL!
terharu aku...
kecik beno aku nih

+..Tidak Suci Lagi Di Dlm Permainan Paintball..(Direct Translation..+

Ehehe...

This was last year's picca after Raya, when we trained for the then cancelled inter-agency games. Bah! Tengok muka mcm bangga je kan? Yes of course ler, as we won game one against the more macho & so-called experience guys!!

The tactic was quite practical. As gals were quite pansy pants, so we just laid there quitely and waited for the guys to shoot us first. Then quitely, without them realising, we saw wide openings to shoot them back.

Ha! amik..berdetus2 bola ditembak ke arah kaki dan tangan dan badan mereka.. Muahahaha! Best best!! I succeeded to secure the flag and claimed victory! Bagus tol bebudak pompan ni kan? Nampak pansy giler tapi snonyer...eheheh Never Underestimate Us...Meowww~@! Grrrr...grrr.. (bunyikkan ala-ala garang comel).

Actually picca kat bawah tu, was taken from ms. wtf punya blog.

Tu dialah (Ms. WTF) kot..Eheh sbb all of us dah jadik decoy and frontliners, masa ni dah mixed team. Dah takde gender based. Eheh. So disebabkan dia dok jaga base, so terpaksalah menghadapi musuh one on one...membe yg merangkak tu dok tipu nak tembak dia head on, tapi snonyer dia nak suh Ms. WTF surrender which I think given the circumstances, I would too!! Dah gun to kat kepala nak wat apa, kan? Ehehe...tapi if ikut rule tak bleh, nak wat camne, dah kena gertak, kan...

Wahhh!!! Missnya nak main paintball balik!! Serius, dok guling atas tanah becak SEJIBIK cam nak gi perang, you! terasa bestnye bebudak PLKN sekang...banyak opportunity untuk guna guns dengan BETUL. Almaklum, yours truly memang sukakan ACTION!..

Ciou!

p/s:
Nak tahu? bekas lebam kat tgn yg berdetus-detus kena kat badan ku yg lemau ini tak hilang2 sampai sekang. Pendek kata, merata-rata lah kena sbb dok jadik decoy kan..kunun nak berani mati lah...padan muke sendiri. Lenkali nak main paintball pakai baju ada sepan tebal. and boleh lantun balik kuikuikui...~@! SAKIT wooo~@! Tak hingat nyer...tapi best

+..Kekuatan Mental Finale..+

Adehh dah tak larat nak tulis dah..

Badan aku masih sakit. Bahana kasut baru beli terus pakai...kena cekam kuku.

Uhuhu...padan muka aku.

Lepas Solat Jama' zuhur + asar, kami pun turun. Aku dah komfem tahu la..ni InsyaAllah kaki aku akan jadi jello..dah ada tanda2 lutut gigil sbb lepas turun dari puncak (aku lari ke bawah bukan jalan2), aku terus duduk bersila nak masak tok semua. Bijak tol aku nih.

So, disebabkan aku sedar aku ni sapa...makanye aku turun dulu laa..bubudak laju lain dah tinggalkan aku sorang kat belakang. Tapi aku tahu, kat belakang aku ramai lagi. Punyalah pathetic nye jalan sorang2 nih...kuku sumer dah kena cekam, so imagine aku turun curam akar2 kayu dan batu tu camne? Pehhh BATINku TERSEKSA....!!!Tapi kena kuatkan mental, aku KENA jalan jugak walaupun slow cam binatang slow loris tu...

Seterusnya betis aku dan paha aku pun menjadi kejang tak hingat. Orang lain pakai tongkat sakti nak turun bawah tapi aku? Aku kalau nak, menggelungsur turun je. Nak nangis pun ada. Dengan lutut terketar-ketar, I kept pushing myself mentally and physically. Aku berzikir sikit2 sbb taknak fokus kat sakit. And then, masa lalu kat Kolam Anak Gajah, kena lalu batang kayu yg loose. Tapi ada tali la..yg pathetic nya, sambil pegang tali tu, beg aku plak sangkut, Peh! Nyaris nak tergolek jatuh ke bawah...Air tgh laju plak tu..Cuak jugaklah. Sbb terasa cuak, aku benti kejap. Tarik napas dalam2, sambil tunggu Bib. Tadi bukan dia kat belakang aku ke? Apesal tak muncul2? Last2 Uncle (Otai gunung nama Abg Rashid) muncul sorang2. Aku ckp, "takpelah bang, abang jalan dulu...saya slow ni" Huh! Memang slow and steady lah kan...dah injured...

So dgn adanya Abg Rashid, jadik la aku bermotivasi. beg dia mcm peti ais tu! beso tak hingat 21 kilo tak silap aku...Gilers kuat..Dia sanggup tunggu aku..so sbb rasa bersalah takmo dia tunggu aku, aku pura-pura kuat. Aku ckp,"sikit lagi nak sampai nih.."

Aku rasa memang kelemahan aku ialah time turun gunung. Dah byk kali kes camni. Nak naik insyaAllah takde masalah...

2 jam penyiksaan aku berakhir sekejap di checkpoint1. Aku terus baring and tido sementara tunggu bebudak lain sampai. Kasut aku dah simpan dlm beg, terus pakai slipar jepun je. Dapat pinjam tongkat Nam untuk tolong aku bergerak ke kaki gunung.

Bahana aku tak pakai jaket, dan bahana kasut baru...makanye aku MC 2 hari sbb demam + kejang otot seluruh badan...muahahha. Abah dah kasik warning if you do this often, jgn naik gunung lagi..Aku ckp la balik (kan ke aku ni degil), "Bah, sbb jarang naik la salu injured...eheheh..."

Ape-apehal pun, aku rasa puas la naik gunung kali ni. Betul2 mencabar aku mental dan fizikal. Bukan saja kita kena guna kaki, tapi tangan sekali untuk buat roping naik and turun.

Lesson learned: - Beli kasut biarlah half size bigger, bwk torchlight and bateri lebih, bawak lah windbreaker utk tempat2 sejuk, bawak tongkat tok tolong kita, and jgn tergesa-gesa nak naik or turun..man-man org kata...

Aduhai la badan...bilalah nak sehat balik...

+..Kekuatan Mental Part 2..+

Jam 230 am.

Kami semua ber18 org naiklah bertemankan head lamp dan torchlight. Arif dah pesan awal2, kalau ternampak apape sepanjang perjalanan jgn DITEGUR...buat dekkk je. Fuyoh, aku yg takmo dengar benda2 camtu terus seriau..Emang dah agak biasa naik turun gunung, sendiri kena ingatla kan, jaga kesopanan dan kesusilaan mulut, tingkah laku dan perbuatan hatta niat di hati pon!

Belum pun sampai KFC, dah ada satu grup bebudak baru nak kenal gunung block we all punya jalan. Waduh! dahla derang tak bwk torchlight, pakai lampu ayam jah! So, guide derang bernama Brudder Gan mintak we all usher grup buta (tak nampak sbb takde lampu). Mengenangkan Brudder Gan ni Otai, so kita pun tolonglah kan...

Korang nak tahu tak, bebudak ni baru jalan 2-3 langkah stop. 2-3 langkah stop...and sepanjang perjalanan, ada sorang awek sakit tu asek batuk and muntah2. Huih! dah awak tu sakit jgnlah nyusahkan org lain...pulak tu, bebudak mentah ni plak, tak reti berkawan ngn bebudak dah biasa naik gunung. Kita punyelah suluh jalan derang, boleh lagi dok sebok2 suh slow sikit-slow sikit. Berapa banyak punya slow sikit daaa...kalau you all biasa naik gunung, grup slow definitely akan ckp, "Kak, abang, kitorang ni lemau sikit, you all jalan dululah yek..." heh...takde maknenya la ngan derang ni...nak suh we all JGN POTONG and membontoti derang yg serba lemau.

Patot sampai puncak 3 jam max, alih-alih drag ke 5 jam!!! Hampeh tol! tak dapat tgk sunrise...
And then derang ni boleh wat lawak nak roping 120 kaki naik atas batu, sambil pegang lampu ayam. Uhuhu aksi sarkas ke apa...dahla angin lintang..naik tali 120 kaki...Kerek betul derang ni.

Kat puncak sekitar jam 7 am (amik air dulu dari Lembah Majapahit), kami pun relaks menikmati pemandangan ciptaan Allah...tak nampak apa pun sebab angin memang boleh tiup badan org, punyalah kuat...and then kabus tebal. Aku yg pemalas nak bawak windbreaker ni dah mula menyesal. Apesallah aku tinggalkan dia dlm tent, sian jaket aku tu...So aku takde pilihan selain dok goyangkan kaki, tangan, joging setempat dan makan. Memang guna MENTAL la nak naik tahan sejuk sekadar pakai longsleeve tak tebal, glove sebelah tgn and bandana tak seberapa...aku cuba kata ah! its all in the mind!

Berbalik kat grup bebudak tu, rupanye memasing bwk couple memasing. Kat puncak yg ada tanda batu tu, budak batuk (sbb salu sgt batuk n muntah n stop) tu dok bersandar dan berbalut cam hantu bungkus. Berbalut pakai sleeping bag plak tu..uhuhuh. Pakwe dia plak siap lap2kan rambut, pakaikan baju bagai...Aku sound laa.."Dik, awek ko ni demam, bwklah dia turun kat bawah tu, kat atas ni sejuk kan?" (bawah means turun beberapa langkah ke area seswai melepak)

Mamat blur ni sebok tanya Brudder Gan boleh tak bwk awek dia turun. Cey! Yg aku agak tergezut bila aku naik kat area batu tanda tu, ada lah couple dari kalangan bebudak lemau tu berpeluk sakan sambil mcm melakukan aksi menjolok mata dan telinga aku. Woi! Tak sedor ke org dtg ni...hisk tak senonoh betul! Hangin aku satu badan...Dahlah lemau nak naik tak bwk lampu, dok nyusahkan org lain peh tu wat hal plak bila dah sampai..

Kat area bawah tu, bebudak lemau ni dah bukak segala benda dlm beg derang, sleeping bag, dapur steamboatnya yg berkotak beso tu, dengan maggi, cekodok, air milo, nasi goreng...tapi kan...as a courtesy kan, apalah salahnya ajak2 ayam kat we all kan? Komfem la derang ni tak biasa naik gunung....

Yg grup we all plak dah offer Sumi Jelly kat derang. As usual budak lemau (yg berpeluk sakan kat batu tanda) tu amik sekali 4 bijik!!! Wahhh...hebat tol...! Brudder Gan yg sememangnya hangin kat bebudak dia bwk tu, siap perli2 bubudak lemau. "Korang ni takde nak offer ke kakak/ abang korang yg dah byk tolong ni apape? Cekodok aku pun habih korang sapu yek?"

Tapi bebudak lemau lagi blur ni terkekek kekek ketawa...mcmlah Brudder Gan tu wat lawak...
Disebabkan nak naik je 5 jam, makanye we all pun lepak sampai jam 9. Aku memang komfem takmo ikut blakang si lemau. so aku turun dulu ngan 4 org membe lain.

Ha! Kau...2 jam setengah kendian sampai base camp, masak maggi + cili api + kobis (yg kitorang terliur kat puncak tadi), masak air tok minum kopi. Disebabkan adrenaline rush, aku pun terajin masak nasik, sardin and sayur goreng (tanpa bwg putih, asam jawa bagai sbb Azul lupa beli...)

(to be continued in Part 3)

+..Kekuatan Mental Part 1..+

Salaam...

Aku baru balik dari mendaki gunung keenam paling sukar di Malaysia, Gunung Ledang atau Mount Ophir di Sagil, Tangkak Johor.

Puas?

Memang puas alhamdulillah. Tapi kan, tak cukup ngan puas aje, pakej sakit badan tu perlu ada pada aku. Ini semua gara-gara frustasi dengan Boe. Semuanya gara-gara 70-30, 50-50 dan akhirnya 100% MAHU ke Gunung Ledang.

Aku mengaku level fitness tak seberapa. Setakat berjoging dan cycling di gym, and then angkat pemberat kaki lebih kureng..dan swimming setakat half pool then sambung half pool (sebab tak larat nak perabih)..hmm..aku sedar diri aku siapa..ecewah!

Petang Jumaat 2hb yg indah tu (yelah kan, indah sbb jumpa org yg kita rindu), selepas serampang dua mata dgn dia, cakap dari hati ke hati...akhirnya aku dpt jawapan dia. Emangnya dia juga seperti aku, masih sayang dan rindu, cumanya mengenangkan perbuatan aku yg emo tak tentu pasal banyak kali. Lelaki mana tak fedap, kan?

Memang aku mengaku kesilapan aku (PMS kot?). Betul jugak kata dia, kali ni aku mintak maaf, then buat lagi (mcm sebelumnya) - sampai dia down sangat. Kenapalah aku ni agaknya? Mungkin sbb aku tak mudah percaya pada org? Tapi aku akan cuba belajar...insyaAllah dgn kekuatan MENTAL, mcm aku naik Ledang.

Dua jam mendaki ke base camp Pasir Panjang dari checkpoint Ayer Panas. Yg lamanya tak sampai2 (sbb bertolak after Subuh dari bawah) sbb tunggu Arif, guide 17thn kat atas sana lepas Kolam Puteri. Hisk mata dahlah ngantuk sbb bergerak dari Shah Alam jam 2 pagi. Kol 3 pagi stop lepak minum kopi kat R&R Seremban. Uhuhu...dah lama tak buat keje gila camni. Mintak maaflah kat Vizier sbb last2 dia drive sengsorang org lain sume dah Zzzz...sampai ke Sagil. Itupon sambung lagi tido kat parking masa dah masuk Taman Negara Ledang kureng lebih jam 4 pagi tuh. Ehehe...mak elok2 ckp dah ada tilam empuk kat rumah, ha...ni baru namanya Jalan-Jalan Carik Pasal.

Memang luas betul campsite kat Pasir Panjang tu. Budak lelaki tido atas ground berbumbungkan fly. bebudak perempuan tido dlm khemah. Nasibbaik jugaklah, sbb sejuk dia MasyaAllah sampai ke tulang. Bebudak laki yg rajin carik kayu, buat unggun belakang tent we all. Wah! Nyamannya suasana...siap bawak kopi lagi. Masa nak tido, Sue budak UIA tu siap nak katup2 cover opening tent walaupun aku rimas, tapi takpelah bagi can kat beginner. Aku tido ditemani dgn gelak ketawa tak hingat mamat-mamat MCA dan MIC yg dah high dgn beer (bau giler kuat time nih). Aku rasa derang citer pasal jumpa ayam kat KFC ( serius nama lereng ni KFC!! before Gua Kambing) pun kelakar kot. Ala-ala

"I met a chicken hiking up KFC before reaching the summit"

Bwahahahahahahha~@! LOL!

Camtu lah aku rasa. Lawak yg tak best pun derang rasa best sbb maklomlah dah high kan...

Jam 2 pagi, Arif bangunkan dari luar "kak bangun, bersiap nak naik.." dgn suara manja dia. Nasibbaik aku ni light sleeper, senang terjaga. So dok siap2 wee wee kat sungai (nori ajak sbb takut gelap), aku bangunkan boys ngan lampu. Hmm..derang ni kan, if kita tak buat camtu, jgn mimpilah nak gerak on time. Siap berlingkar2 lagi, "jgnlah bangunkan pakai lampu, pakailah tangan.." ckp Yon. ewah2...ingat mak dia ke nak bangunkan pakai tangan...

Jam 230 baru everyone bangun dan bersiap sedia. Aznam yg suka ngelats takmo naik, demam katanya. Takpelah Nam...ko pepandailah kemas khemah ni, masak apa2 patut tgh hari kang..

Gunung Ledang terkenal dengan cerita2 infamousnya...jgn silap kata org pesan. Kang terjadi benda2 tak best. So, memulakan perjalanan dgn kalimah2 Allah. Bismillah, 3 Kul, ayatul Kursi, selawat dan juga zikir2 tak putus...maklumlah, berjalan di tpt *org* ni kena jaga kesopanan dan kesusilaan. Apa2 difficulties time naik tu, takut2 tersadung akar ke, batu ke..nak guna kaedah roping bagai...75 darjah naik saje..aduih...memang kena byk2 istighfar...

"aku nak naik ni, sbb nak tgk keindahan alam ciptaan Allah...maka bagilah aku kekuatan..."

Pastu kan...aku boleh terbuat kelakar pulak...sengaja meninggalkan windbreaker dlm tent sbb malas (berat tu!), and masa tu, aku terasa tak sejuk sgt. Ditambah lagi dengan kata2 tak sengaja, "ala..ni nak naik puncak tak bawak beg, tak injured kot?" Tapi aku still wat stretching.

Hahahaha...kita tunggu...5 jam kendian tengok..

(to be continued in Part 2)

+..apa saja..+

Crap number 1:

Lama aku tak menulis dalam Bahasa Melayu. Uik? Pernah ke? Tak pernah yang fully in Malay la. Aku rasa malas sebenarnya nak simpan blog online ni. Bukan kerana aku ketandusan idea tapi the fact that ada orang gila yang suka stalk apa aku buat...aku tak suka betol. Ada orang siap offer nak belasah mamat gila ni. Tapi aku taknak. What for? Kalau belasah dia dapat ke balik hak aku tuh? Jual keta dia pun tak lepas...Yelah as if, he knows what I'm doing right now kan? Aku tengah suka ke, tengah duka ke...

Crap number 2:

Hari ni Boe kua paper...aku bangga sikit je ehehe...eleh bias! sebab member dia journalist. So aku tak heran la dia kua paper mana sekalipon. Tapi aku simpan jugaklah clipping dia...nak amek hati la katakan...

Anyho, aku tak banyak bergerak sekarang ni. My butt is confined to just sit in the office. i hate it when aku kena gerak berjalan dan menaiki tangga yg amatlah mengazabkan aku. Mana taknya, lepas balik dari gunung Datuk...akibat ego yg melampau (ada ramai bebudak sekolah), aku turun laju tapi lupa nak warm up. Ha! Tulah mak aku tuh...dia tak bagi pegi. Katanya, aku bukan makin muda. Hmm..tapi aktiviti ni aja yg gets me going. So I braced the hill regardless. Aku cuma kantoi masa turun je...sebab ada sedikit fobia...apesal la dulu aku tak heran, sekarang aku fobia? Dah tua sangat ke?

Dah masuk dua hari like this (kaki kayu). Uwaaaa rasa nak nangis everytime aku panjat keta 4wheeler tu. Nape lah mama taknak bawak keta nih. Meeting pagi tadi dah nangis nak naik, then nangis time turun...aduhhH!!! Nak MC tak best pulak nanti mama bising...("that's the risk you have to take...")

So, Url aku dah bertukar...mmg exclusively for my friends..heee geram betol if ada crazy stalker like that. So friends, I'd appreciate it if you DON'T update my latest URL ni. Biar je like that boleh? Sebab that crazy stalker tau link you all and then will link up to me right? or issit better for me to hide all your urls here? How?

+..SuperWeekend!..+

I was really knackered, man!

I drove the mojo jojo team to Summerset Rompin, a fantabulous hide-away located near Kuala Rompin for a 6 hours treasure hunting. Well, we got ourselves the consolation prize money, but hey! We had a blast and that mattered the most!

The treasure hunt itself was fun as we had 5 checkpoints that required continuity to each sets of questions. I 've never been to Kuala Pilah, Mansah, Ulu Bendol, Batu Kikir, Jemapoh and places in Negeri Sembilan except Seremban and PD. This treasure hunt opened my eyes and taste buds for its natural beauty, traditional houses, Teratak Za'ba and L. E.M.A.N.G with its extra hot and spicy Rendang Ayam Negeri Sembilan! Wow! I also got a chance to see for myself the unique dragon fruit tree. It looked like a cactus tree with helicopter blades. The taste? Schweet Smacking good!...


6 hours later (we started around 745 am), we finished the last treasure hunt questions and checked in. Had another lemang and rendang ayam feast before we hit the pool. At first the people intended to play water polo, but after failing to secure a single goal, my team (close to 8 players) decided to play water rugby with the 4 stronger team instead. Haahahaha...and I got few chances to wrestle the ball from the other team. Bear in mind that there were only 3 gals.

My apartment consist of a living room and a kitchennette, sliding doors that opened up to a king size bed, 2 balconies overlooking the sea, a long bath with floor to ceiling giant mirror, two modern see-thru wash basins and a see-thru shower room. Woohh@! I just wish my baby was there! ahahaha notty notty me. The only minus was we could only make mobile phone calls near the beach as there were no reception inside. PLUS: I never miss the chance to watch Germany vs Portugal that Saturday night! PRICELESS!

The night of that Hunters themed dinner, the hunters were feasted by the hungry mosquitoes instead. Our table won a game (in 10 mins, to find sunnies, 5 sen, staff card, driving license bla bla). They continued the night with a *scary* night walk and a camp fire (which i slept all tru the activities...)

Meanwhile the next morning after few laps of breast stroke and freestyle, I continued my blissful sleep (cos my roommate was out for her jungle trekking). Well previously before she went out, she asked me to accompany her to see sunrise at the beach (at 630am!!!). By 11 am, i was already at the Veqish Spa located at one of the marvellous villas to experience the Sauna, Luk Pra Kop and a Swedish whole body massage. The 2.5 hours pampering by Elcee (my masseuse) was heavenly unnoticed and the mojo jojo team was fuming mad looking everywhere for me. I just L.O.V.E.D the soft instrumental song, the ambience, the fragrant smell and well, err my masseuse can even turn me on wahahahahahah~@! Lucky I am not a lesbo. and Lucky my scweet Mr X was not there. Notty tots there, muahahah~@!

Heck! You have to give the driver (me, of course) her rejuvenation and revitalise her tired muscles, right? So my eyes were wide opened until we reached the boring Muadzam Shah - Bukit Putus Area. Had to give the steering wheel to Nambo, had to peel my eyes as he eventually forgot to slam in the brake while busy giving us his sight seeing tour to his family houses in Kuala Pilah. So, the massage took effect few hours later...at home by 830 pm...i was comatose til the next morning.

Summerset Rompin is a DEFINITE place to unwind....a DEFINITE place to romance with your loved one and a DEFINITE place for a family affair. I recommend you guys to go and enjoy yourself there.

+..me..+

+..Roller Coaster..(a meaningless entry)+

My recent weekend was a blast!

I went up to Genting with the whole clan minus the two imbeciles located in Cyberjaya and Penang. Dad parked Swiffy at Genting Skyway and we went up with a cable car. Piko who was really excited nearly puked all her breakfast when we reached up there. It was cool to the bone and my green Timberland water proof jacket saved me from turning to ice. The first toy for Piko and I was the giant 360 degree swing. Yeah...i nearly puked out as well. Cos it made me dizzy even how hard for me not to (by focussing on non-moving object). Hate that, bah!

Anyho, we waited for the next uniroller coaster some sort of that Winter Olympics kinda game (it is called luge). It works in one compartment each and the ramp was so narrow it freaked me out! - becos of my weight, it might give the momentum to go overboard and spill me over..ha. ha). Well, it surely made me shivers and legs wobbly...

Next, we tried the normal roller coaster. It only made me shriek once when the compartment went downhill 80 degrees downward...whooaaaaaahhhh! Then I was like, "Is that IT?"
We went for a quick lunch nearby, solat and continue the adrenaline rush to the Corkscrew. True to its name, the swivelling actions made Piko lost her voice. But I simply love it...yeaarghhh! (Wonder why Piko didn't puke her meal this time?)

We went to the Flying Coaster next. The flying coaster which made Piko, Taro and I laughed incessantly like the hyenas. It was the BOMB! man! We lurve it but unfortunately, the digital camera (CF) card on which the Genting photographer took, that suppose to store our pix cannot be read so there were no evidence whatsoever to say we were laughing our hearts out while *flying* like Superman! We were really flying , man! wHohHoohOhoho~@! (Note To Self: Will Appreciate Superman's ability to fly next with Moffle and Flogger since they promote the movie like they've been paid to)

So I forgot to tell Boe beforehand about my outing. Heck! when I told em about it, he will be green with envy cos I really enjoyed myself up there without any disturbances (well, only ONE unwanted call anyho, bah!). Can't wait to go treasure hunting with the modjo jojo! Already booked my spa appointment to root out any impurities and just to pamper myself with friends. ooohh~@! Can't wait to try the ATV and swim like fish in the big pool.

Roller coaster is my life and I THRIVE on it. Just wish Boe was with me so I will definitely know who will chicken out first muahahha~@!

The End~@!

.:Jerangkang piccas!:.

This is the truck that got stuck while we wanna go further up to a higher campsite. Well, it seemed that the driver is a-ok and was quite an experience for me, Vitz and Adik. Yelah the driver used AT tyres instead of MT...hmmm menjawab la, tayar tak seswai ngan track...

2. Nam terjun tiruk... dalam banget kolam ni bang!

3. Nam and Soni tgk kot-kot ade harta karun bawah trak ni..ehehhe

.:Sleepless Night in Jerangkang:.

I just got back from Jerangkang yesterday evening. Yes! What a weekend! We departed from home on Friday, around 11 ish after satay dinner, a round of foot massage by the machine, watching One in a Million and chasing after Jojo and Milo who craves freedom outside their lairs...ehehhee

The same night, Boe and Nam had a 50-50 heart of going to Jerangkang by 12 am. Yeah you know, guys...! they love footie especially when it was the opening of the World Cup in Germany. Luckily when we reached BP on Karak highway to wait for Said's truck, the guys managed to catch a glimpse on the first goal made by Germany. Har har..!

DAY ONE
We reached Maran toll around 4 am and made a brief stop to chat with friends and struggling not to sleep. Boe, Nam and Said lepak at the truck's pickup smoking toxic and fume = ciggies(bleurgh!). By 5 ish, we reached the stall near Bekelah, had a nap nearby and freshen up at the mosque and prayed. It was a first time experience for Adik, a 14 year old gal to ride on a 4wd and experience an off road trip.

The track was not as exciting as in Selai, but heck! Boe tried to excite the boredom by trying a track just nearby our camp site. oh yeah! that baby got stuck 45 - 50 degrees in the thick and slimy mud. It was exciting and I had the experience of capturing that moment on Boe's reliable Nikon D70s. Boe, Nam and Said worked as a team like most of Lanun Darat's peeps to pull off the stuck truck. They succeeded in pulling it off half an hour later when Said pull it back to back. So, we can't drive up the 4 wheeler...and decided to have rice, beef rendang, omelette and salted fish for brunch back at the camp site instead.

Around 11 ish, we hiked up Jerangkang waterfall and another incident happened. Boe who lead us up had a gash on his head due to a haphazard cut branches. We stop for another half an hour before Boe decided to proceed regardless of his condition. In 15 mins, there it was...one of the 30 storeys Jerangkang waterfall...we swam and shoot some photos. Adik experienced her first leech bite and that made her an official member of the adventure team. har har...it was funny to see her face that time, as if she cannot decide whether to sit or to lie down or to run...

We went back to the camp site by 2 pm and Said cooked fried rice for lunch. Vit, Adik and I dozed off that afternoon in the shimmering heat but hey! This is camping anyway and we were too tired of a sleepless night. (tried to but orang kata tido-tido ayam je)

That night, we cooked sardine, fried some salted fish again, ate baked beans and telur mata. Soni was forced to be the alam flora that night, eating the remaining food while crying...har har! I played my first daun terup "race" game with the guys and won at least 3 games before losing it all hehehe. Lucky it was not a strip game. huhuhu. The guys even had the "who's fart was the noisiest and stinkiest of them all". Said won it stinkingly. It was gross but well...as long as I didn't smell it, it's ok (phew)

Sleeping was not easy..
it rained during dusk and brought so much insects. I'm not sure what it was called but in malay we called it Agas, which was immuned to our insect repellant. I was bitten all over my face and hands. We slept while having to wrap our body with hooded jacket and sleeping bag. Bah! I hate agas! Nam's bonfire was put off by rain and that dampened our spirit to chase away the bloodsuckers.

Boe who injured, slept like a baby that night and had the sweetest dream of eating caviar in a clinic (after a jab at his arse). What a dream! My face was swollen like a pig and suddenly I thought I gained another 20 kilos due to that monstrous attack by agas. Yuck!

DAY TWO
"woke up" around 7 ish and freshen up. The water was icy cold but love its feeling on my swollen aching body of last nite terror. I cooked a "special" fried rice and Vit made us tuna sandwich. Nam fried some crackers to go with the fried rice. Had another swim at the camp site's river and we were off to Lanchang to visit one elephant's sanctuary and a small lil safari.

Boe trusted me to drive his truck off road and boy! I fell in love with off trip driving immediately. It was not as muddied, but hmm for a novice...it was quite challenging for me. In Lanchang, we made friends with baby elephants, sun bear, lil phyton (which I can still feel its cold slick body on me neck!), deers and the rangers there.

We had a blast, truly enjoyed my first off road driving and now dreaming of owning one wrangler!

What a weekend...Will post some pics here later.

.:Our Schweet Villa:.

The place was a huge one. The only thing we like about A’Famosa was its Villa..WhooHoo…It was the bomb, okay! THE BOMB!! Our Villa consisted of 4 bedrooms (2 masters – aku, Shidah and Farina chop yang first master bed), 2 baths, a kitchenette, a large dining and TV area, a porch that can accommodate 3 cars and the the most magnificent swimming pool with Jacuzzi feature. whOohoooOO~@! I love this Villa! Berangan ngan Pah, wah bestnya! If hari-hari like this, no need to work just enjoy our *holiday* at home. Ahahaha~@!

We immediately hit the pool and I *tried* to swim, despite having water phobic. Luckily ada bawak my two-piece. Pepehal pun, pakai t-shirt and seluar jugak kan. What bliss swimming at your own backyard, and privacy assured like this. All gals partayyyy…~@!

So I took some memorable pix to record THE BOMB! Ehehhe

.:Treasure Hunting Saturday:.

My treasure hunting Saturday was a BOMB! We started as early as 8 am (after all those formalities bladibla), Shida started her odometer to zero and we were all teruja!! The first thing to solve was something to do with Pak Lah and Khir Toyo’s billboard depicting how developed Selangor was. Then all the way to Ebor Toll, Dengkil R&R, Nilai – Pedas/ Linggi and straight to A Famosa. It was the bomb as it was the first ever treasure hunt for me, Farina and Raja. Shidah was her second treasure hunt. It was a pleasurable experience, me being so kiasu and stuff har har…

I played it the bitchy type – the lie to your opponents and played stupid. We even diverted some attentions to non-relevant stuff in the quiz. So the *followers* will simply follow what we did and went to. Har har di har…*evil*. We stopped at non-related junctions, bought some irrelevant stuff (treasures) well hey! We wanted to eat other stuff too! That yummy baked corn was so good…and I won’t stop people to buy innit? Rezeki Mak Minah tulah kan? (confirm kaya instantly). Ehehhe…

Anyho, this bitchy game (we called it) required sleek and sleuth tactics. We never brought our questions outside of the car, then will asked some questions to *prospective* winners and will try to peek at their answers. Ehehhe…main tipu la sikit-sikit. But we do expose some *easier* questions to *good* people. Itupun barter system laa…ehehhe. Farina baik sikit cos she felt guilty. Team’s decision mehh. Thanks to Amazing Race and Explorace…they taught us how to play in this kinda game. Wekkkk alasan je tuh.

Maybe because of our bitchy ways of treasure hunting, we got 9th place out of 150 participants. Ehehhe…okaylah kan…better than nothing kan. We failed the last question. It had something to do with what we own but we rarely used. Instead, our family and friends use it a lot. Want it or not, it is ours. We solved it by naming all the stuff we collected along our treasure hunting. Rupa-rupanya, our own names!!It was a grieve mistake ‘cos we lost quite a lot of points for that…huehue…

::Hari Kedua::

::Hari Kedua::

20 Ogos. Pagi buta lagi aku dah terbangun dek fonkol si Yuz. apokobondo dok kol aku tgh mlm buto pun aku tatau sbb line teruk banget! last2 aku turn off henfon and sambung tido. tah pukul baper, aku rasa pagi bute jugak about 4 ish, aku terbangun lagi sbb ada late comers yg check in kat resort nih tok tido. waduh, kalau senyap takpe, ini siap borak macam-macam and kedebang kedebung pintu dia bukak tutup. mana tak dengar, ada interconnecting room kat sebelah bilik aku tuh. snonyer, siang tadi takde org. misteri nusantara? isk jgn buruk sangka...mmg org betul. sbb pagi besoknya, byk slipar depan pintu tuh.

problem aku always kalau nak spend the first nite kat mana-mana, hard to sleep. and telinga pulak telinga lintah. pekaaaaa je..so sbb nak tido jugak (buku takde nak baca) so aku tutup tinga dgn blanket tebal.

bilik aku ni dah cukup lawa dah...katil kayu yg cantik, tilam yg empuk, bantal yg ngam, almari kayu yg mantap dan air-cond yg best. bilik mmg besar...room mate aku, Nor selamba je tido ngan nyenyaknya.

pagi tuh jam 545 am, kak penghuluwati, kak Jie ketuk pintu bilik suruh bangun gi surau. aku kata Ok...tapi aku rasa ada aku komplen tak bleh tido kat dia, tup tup, aku tido balik muahahaha...jam 645 baru terbgn balik solat subuh lam bilik je.

lepas subuh, aku terus tuko baju senaman, bangunkan Noor tok gi exercise. tak mandi pun ckp terus terang je. air dia mmg sejuk cam peti ais...lepas exercise jeler aku mandi kot...lagipon peluh2 balikkan? wasted je mandi sejuk2 then peluh balik (logik aku la)

Senaman tuh, Ustaz Saiful yg lead. Sno nyer dia bukan Ustaz pun, tapi nampak warak cos ada tanda hitam (cam sujud lama) kat dahi. buat aktiviti menguji kumpulan je. dia suh kitorang buat satu line guna apa yg ada kat diri kita waktu tuh, tolak tudung, baju, seluar and baju dalam. So team aku yg paling giler (aku lah giler)and kreatif, dari tali kasut, stokin, kasut, gelang, rokok, lighter, bandana, name tag, spek, cincin segala bala kitorang letak kasik panjang. mmg panjang pun, tapi sbb Saiful kata tak bleh putus (dia juri), and ada bahagian kitorang terputus, maka line tuh jadik pendeks. adehh takpelah, at least maintainkan motto kumpulan sentiasa di hadapan muahahah~@!

breakfast pagi tuh, mmg best ada mihun goweng style maggi...oklah sbb pewut lapo giler kan...then tiba time kelas ngan Ustaz Abu Bakar...dia ni cemetot je orgnya, tapi lawak banget, sampai cramp pewut aku.

tgh hari plaks, masa yg paling ditunggu2 - fizikal~ yeehaa...ada plak mamat2 yg hensem jadik fasi. apa lagi, bersemangat waja jugak la aku buat aktiviti itu keh keh keh motivasi lain pulek eks?

anyho, petang tu, banyak aktiviti yg bagi aku kureng mencabar le memula, like menyumpit, then isi air lam botol tapi guna teknik engineering, baling belon air paling jauh tapi tak pecah and selesaikan jumbled letters to make 5 words. tiga terakhir tuh, semua grup aku bolot kemenangan. ehehe sentiasa di hadapan la katakan...then kitorang kena come up dgn menara. kali ni, tugas leader sampaikan mesej and arahan..ini ala2 leadership quality ler...

we've been given a booklet, and all the instruction to build the tower came strictly from this tiny book. bila dah brief semua bebudak Bimasakti spt poyos, derang dah teruja gile nak buat dah...siap dan2 Aznam nak buat tapak, Dalha nak buat tiang seri, kak tini and Zul nak lukis gamba, Kama nak bagi spek, Jeff nak tolong potong cucuk sate...tup tap, bila aku baca fine print,

Peringatan!
Muka surat 3, 5 dan 7 merupakan panduan sahaja. Arahan sebenar membuat menara ini adalah seperti berikut, menara mestilah didirikan di atas tapak asas 4 inci lebar x 4 inci panjang. Tinggi menara adalah 1 kaki. tiang seri atau tidak, terpulang kepada kreativiti kumpulan anda.

waduh! nasib baik gwe lihat fine print nya! slow2 aku bisik kat grup aku, korang, sila abaikan apa2 yg aku baca tadi...semua tu tipu je...ni ha cuba korang baca...ok, kita buat tapak dulu. So from there, aku dengar feedback diorang cemana derang nak design menara nih. sbb lama sangat take time dok buat tapak, padahal time 45 min je. aku divide two each buat 4 tiang (termasuk aku ler), tapak lagi satu and menara.

tup tup masa nak tamat je, Faizal fasi yg hensem itu dtg grup aku bwk pembaris...senyum je dier..dok ukur lebar, panjang and tinggi. aku dok usha grup lain mmg la tinggi and beso...tapi tak ikut arahan pun watpe kan? ehhehe clear winner la grup ako. Faizal dok ckp ada kezutan. cara dia sampaikan tu, ala2 AF plak...nak tergelaks goling2 pun ada sbb, dia ni peminat nombor satu Mawi, maklomla JP...tapi JP Banting ler...semua announcement kengkunun style AF. padahal grup aku dah tahu dah...

Faizal suh kitorang letakkan menara tu buat display. then dtg balik hall at 5:15 pm sbb ada announcement. aku doks cakap ngan bebudak Bimasakti, komfem petang ni tak kita berakit, kita hike up gunung, mandi air terjun whoohoo!

sebab apa?
sebab...tgh hari tadi, time management games yg menyumpit, belon and memacam lagi tuh, ED aku and SGM aku dtg usha kitorang. First time dtg buat lawatan tapak muahaha bahasa melayu sungguh. Kak Ani fm HR tuh, suh pinjamkan bilik aku tok derang intai. Sibbaik bilik aku telah dikemaskan ala2 hotel. then, time derang nak blah tu, aku ckp ngan SGM aku n ED aku yg management games ni agak under expectation. ingatkan ada flying fox ker, abseiling ker, hiking ker, baru mencabar! then si aznam pun tokok tambah (memula dia segan nak ckp, suh aku sbb aku ni berani skets) - last2 SGM aku ckp kat Kak Ani, ha, u arrangelah for them to hike up the hill, it would be great, sbb scenery dia cantik, udara nyaman bla bla...

Kak Ani dan2 meeting ngan fasi-fasi tuh...komfem dapat punyerlah!

530 p.m. lepas Asar, aku n geng2 Bimasakti senyum jer. mmg betul Faizal suh kitorang ready tok naik, hujan ke apa, janji naik and tanya whether we all nak teruskan? awan pun kelihatan hitam semacam jer...

last2 lepas majoriti tak kisah nak hiking, turunlah hujan selebat2 tidak...waduh..habis cargo pants gwe..tapi sbb aku tau hutan itu rough, aku pakai gak biarlah hujan lebat and basah lencun. sibbaik dah prepare hiking boots. kitorang naik mmg hujan tersgt lebat. aku unfortunately specky dat time, so mmg hampeh tak nampak hape. last2 bukak spek lagi clear.

we reached the first tier waterfall an hour later. huh! rindu betul aku nak naik gunung balik. especially time aku solo nih. mmg terasa tak penat sbb aku nak ketemu waterfall yg best tuh..
kat sana udara mmg fresh! hembus nafas je keluar asap mcm kat genting. then aku terjun dlm tu, duk atas batu biar air tu msg my back. ambik gambo pulek, tambah menambah (jargon budak gunung), itu pasallah ada one time tu, aku tak prasan ada mamat letak tgn kat bdn aku, hampeh betol padanlah berat! sblm sempat nak tegur dia, gambar telah pun di snap...ampes kudos tol itu olang.

balik dari turun gunung tuh, kitorang terjun kolam air bukit kat area resort...ehehhe ala2 main hujan cam kanak2 riang. mmg penat tapi puas hati dah berjumpa waterfall...balance balik ion2 badan aku. anyho...mlm tuh, kami dihidangkan barbecue kambing, udang, sosej, ayam and ikan...yummy! perut lapar, makan sedap apa lagi next class mata pun kuyuuuu je... dah kena tego ngan saiful, dia nampak aku tido muahahha...nasib la! penat beb...balik tido lam chalet, tak hengat dunia, sibbaik subuh ada org suh bangun..kalau tak komfem terlajak...

*to be continued*