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Friday, July 07, 2006

+..SuperSex?..(Requires Parental Advisory)..+

So Superman has a son named Jason and Lois only realised that when Jason *accidentally* killed one of Lex' man on the yacht. Her mouth opened and eyes buldging. *as if*

I asked the three stooges,
" Hey do you guys seriously buy that Lois wasn't aware of Jason's biological father? I mean, she had SuperSex with Superman, right? Or hadn't she? Perhaps, she couldn't even reached her climax due to Superman's fornication speed? 1 secs, Ok, I'm cumminggg, I'm cumming! ArghHhhhHhhhhNnn!....." and Lois didn't realise that Superman has done her? Hmmmm..

The stooges stared at me and dropped their saliva. Tick. Tick. Tick...
Men!

Well, Lois can move on with her life, pretending that she's happy with Richard (the prolonged engagement). She started to smoke and wrote an article to protest the existence of her one true love which made her win the prestigious Pullitzer Prize. She was scorned because Superman left her without saying goodbye. Yep! Women can become very creative to get back to their men.

But the lag time between Superman's departure to the defunct Planet Krypton (after she's done with Superman - ehhehe) to her dating Richard. THAT'S what intrigues me the most. Like, hello? you were with Superman...so does that mean your pregnancy was Super too? Like, it took you longer months to feel there was a SuperBaby inside your uterus? That you don't realise Jason is who's?

How can a woman forget his ultimate love to a man? Her Superlover? She can't, and that was why she kept on being a loner but the *need* came and went (I mean sex), that was why Lois are still with Richard (He took me to fly sometimes...and he's kind - someone who made her think of Superman). I bet in the next sequel, Richard (being a true gentleman) will keep his relationship with Lois, eventhough he knows (or does he?) Jason was not his? "Jason needs a proper father, just like Clark Kent, when Jar-El sent her son to earth.

Out of 5, I'll give this *magical nostalgic* movie a 4.5 (just like when I watched Star Wars..very nostalgic) because I'm just loved the storyline(even though how hard I'll try to figure out why Lois who won the Pullitzer prize are stupid enough to figure her menses cycle, bah!). Yeah, Brandon Rough (I know, wrongly spelt, but I don't know him before) looked gay-ish to me. And Boe kept on asking me and put his glasses on and off, "See the resemblance between Superman and moi?"

"yeahhhhhh right.........!! Perasaan...."
muahahahhaha~@!

3 comments:

Amiruddin Karim said...

Err.. does this mean .. This is NOT a movie we should go..

Right?? Right??

Taichee~@! said...

err..we should..i recommend everybody to go..ehehehhe but because I was a bit creative that day, so a lotta ideas came in..ehehhe.. (",)

Anonymous said...

reminds me of the time
superman dodge down on a
roof to shag eaglespread
naked wonderwomen not
realizing he had banged
invisible man's
behind on top of her
instead.. hehehe

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