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Yesterday was a hectic day for me and my sister, Dilot. I have to send and fetch Dilot at Sunway Pyramid from Monday to Wednesday thru all those traffic jams horror. After a two and half hour bowling training (unfortunately at Alam Sentral) and fetching Dilot, a decent meal was the only thing on my mind. At nenek's, my meal was made up of a quarter bowl of rice, loads of sawi and its soup, a piece of fried selar kuning, sambal tempoyak, and kacang botol goreng udang kering.

Due to the excitement created at Nenek's when the clock stroke 830 p.m., i've decided to bring my dinner to join my aunt, uncle Hussin and Deeba at the TV area. Yeah, bad bad girl, but we don't have Astro connected at dining area. Anyway, just want to jump the band wagon :p

I was so into my food when suddenly i heard that Mawi was given a Rabbani's song to sing. Hmm...that means he'll be in his most comfortable zone - Nasyid. Felix was also given an "easy" song, except Amylea. She was given the task to sing Jac's perfect pitch Gemilang. i was thinking, that was an arduous task to sing such a perfect song by a perfect pitch singer. So suddenly, as what I remembered clearly, all i was saying was just,

"Oh! Senanglah Mawi, nasyid mmg comfort zone dia"
Then, Dilot said:
"ha'ah siap dah hafal dah pun..."
I continued:
"Felix pun senang giler lagu..."
"Amylea tu rasa susah dia nak bwk lagu Jac tuh"

Then without warning my aunt shrieked in her high pitch voice,

"korang mana tau lagu tu lagu senang ke susah? kita kata senang, tapi org tu payah nak nyanyi tak tahu!!!!"

all of us keep mum and perplexed. i looked at Dilot, she popped her eyes unbelievably. uncle squeezed in, saying:

"Takdelah, kita boleh tau lagu tu senang ke susah by knowing the song's chords. from low note to a higher one.."

Knowing that I can't keep my mouth shut:
" ha'ah mcm Felix tarik lagu Hukum Karma tu, nak tarik punya pasal, starting flat giler..mmg susah lagu dia..."
" Marsha pun nyanyi lagu KD tu susah gile sebab note dia tinggi"

Auntie kept her voice in high pitch and shrilled...
(unbearable for Dilot and moi to hear- aksi cuba melarikan diri sepantas kilat)
Then uncle said,
"yang you nak emosional sangat ni kenapa? Kita dok citer susah senang lagu dari segi chord..."
"ala, bila mama ckp tadi baba senyap je?"
and then when the pitch got higher, and uncle kept stressing his "musical" point of view, i slowly brought my now-cold dinner back to the kitchen, lantaklah if nenek said i will married twice because of that act. tak tahan woo telinga dengar both husband and wife arguing...

At the kitchen, the maid was also saying:
"memang selalu macam tu, Kak Naz... Sa komen sikit je, ha habis satu rumah bising..elok Sa naik atas tido"

Until after Isya' calling that i heard the TV was in full blast; for auntie to listen (and made me, uncle and Dilot to listen). I quitely went to her and said "sorry for my comments" as I badly need to go home and away from "perang dunia ketiga".

She answered by:
"Frankly ah, auntie doesn't like ppl to comment when I'm watching AF. Ppl who commented are just like [kap lam ya nga]!!'

imagine that!
imagine how bad this AF influence to my aunt...

ASTRO:
Please give my good natured auntie back!