::Psychotic Encounter::

Last nites buka puasa event at my own office premise was mediocre, everything from food to the whole get-together thingy. I was seated with Ms Vogue and Pwincess who chatted animatedly as we have not met each other for quite some time. This is the only time to exchange stories and sizzling tell-tales. Ooh! Was this one considered as a gossip?

Pwincess asked me if I'm still active with my charity group. I said so and so as I have slowed down quite a bit. She asked me whether I know anybody name Ms. Paranoid (nama terpaksa dirahsiakan), cos this Ms. P said she knows me. Such small world! Wait til I text my buddies about this, thee hee hee.

Ms. Vogue squeezed in the conversation when she said,

*What? Ms.Paranoid, my long-time school enemy?*
Pwincess said, *Well, no. But this Ms. Paranoid have the same attitude as your *enemy*
Ms Vogue simply shrugged, *Kau ni Pwincess, semua musuh orang jadi kawan kau*
Hey! Pwincess how come your path crossed hers?
*She was my college-mate and I befriended her cos’ she had no friend at all last time. Even though she was so insensitive when I was still grieving for the loss of my father and called me wee hours in the morning, she still needs someone to talk to…*

For this statement, a standing ovation and salutation for Pwincess for becoming the ZOPFAN gal! Yay! Good gal, she is indeed.

Well, I cannot totally recalled Ms. P at first but when Pwincess mentioned *gettugeder* with my group, then a bulb suddenly lighted. Aha! THAT Ms. Paranoid..Yeah I know her. She has this intriguing, annoying, inconsiderate, insensitive and self-centred attitude to start with. Hmm, Pwincess said she agreed with that, but kept her *friendship* with Ms. P anyway. Pwincess began her story when this gal sought her shoulder to cry on when Ms. P encountered a shattering uneventful night. She said, Ms.P was trying to call her Mr.Knight of Shining Armour (a.k.a Mr. N) in vain as his *gedik girlfriend* kept answering her call. Ha. Ha.

Now, that made my get-together an interesting one. Well, Pwincess, FYI, that *gedik girlfriend* was *yours truly*. Pwincess couldn’t believe her ears when I said we actually put a prank every time Ms. Paranoid called Mr. N. You see, that particular night my group was having a meeting cum working. Mr. N was actually relaying his stressful events to get away with Ms. P.

Well, obviously the team noticed that Ms. P was trying so hard to woo Mr. N. She always sought Mr. Ps help in giving some advices, counselling (yeah right) including the endless phone calls late at night and during his busy schedule, asked Mr. P to pick her up and send her home yadda yadda. She related her day-to-day encounters and problems, which brought her to think suicidal act as the last resort. Knowing how subtle, Malay kinda gesture to politely SAY NO, Mr. N was trying to be nice. In fact so nice, he was afraid that Ms. P will commit suicide if he acted/ said wrongly. Like our Malay idiom saying, *Seperti menarik rambut dari tepung, rambut tak putus, tepung tak berselerak - ha.ha Karim Singh Walia melaporkan* He was thinking to get away from her for good after her parents got back from their overseas trip. (Ms. P, is the only child and got the whole house to herself (READ: alone and lonely).

Not only that, Ms. P tried very hard to *get into* the group by forcing us to join her *gettugeder* and the subsequent meetings. She pushed it a little too far by getting a caterer, and in fact invited e.v.e.r.y friends of ours to attend. Then, when the group finally there, she greeted them and disappeared for the whole night. The bunch went home without saying goodbye (as they could not locate the host), mingling only to themselves even though there are other group invited by Ms. P nearby (It happened that Pwincess was there too!) Ms. P also posted a thank you note to everyone who came to her house that night at a Bulletin Board so that her ex-friends (READ: friends who cannot tahan her perangai, thus left her for good) can see how well she was coping with her new friends. Hmm…

I remembered when I first hosted the meeting at home, Ms. P suddenly took a small cushion and baring (laid) in front all of us. I was gob smacked! How could she baring shamelessly in front all of us? So, trying to be nice, I asked her what was wrong? She said she needed a panadol to ease her headache. After giving her what she wanted, I politely asked her to sleep in my room instead. Then 2 hours later when most of the bunch went home, she woke up, walked out from the room and blurted, “Oh! Sorry, I have slept tru the meeting. Did I miss anything?” Like DUHHHHHHHH!!! She even asked me to bring my bros PS2 to her house for the *gettugeder*. Like Hello? Do I really know you? I was just introduced to you less than 4 hours?

Mr. Ns phone rang right after our *sharing-the-experience session*. Yep, it was her number. He tried to ignore her calls but she kept ringing until I had this spontaneous idea to pick up her call and acted as Mr. Ns galfriend. Thee hee hee. Yeah…I was *that* gedik galfriend. Come on! For crying out loud, can’t she took it as a hint that Mr. Ns taken, especially when all our friends that night were excruciatingly in pain not to laugh, as though Mr. N and I were living together (READ: this was just an act, okay?)

What I said to Ms. P, *Owh, my sayang is in the bathroom… Who is this, please*
She simply replied. *A friend* I asked back, *Yeah, but can I know your name?* and she slammed down the phone. How rude! Exactly after I said, *Huh! Marah..dia hempas telefon tuh* the whole bunch roared with laughter. It went on for several minutes until the laugh subsided, only to be continued by another annoying phone call. Heh! You guess…and yep, the promising actress in the making handled the situation pretty smoothly. It took another final call that night that the whole charity friends of mine said, *That’s it! We’re gonna call tonite as the Posto Sayang Menyayang!*

Ms. P, maybe due to a head concussion, made another endless annoying calls to Mr. N the next morning, noon and towards the evening. Hmm..I guessed it does not register to her head that Mr. N is seeing somebody. What can you say if a gal falls head over heels to a bloke? She also *messaged* everybody tru the bulletin board, harassed each one who came to her Gettugeder Nite by relating issues to A, then to B, to C and so forth. My friends then came to a boiling point when they had to take action. Hmm..that concluded Ms.Ps judgement that Mr. Ns gedik galfriend influenced the whole bunch to ignore her existence (that I was jealous of her). Ha. Ha. I felt so influential…even though that was not the actual case.

When Mr. N called later after I text msg him, he cannot stop laughing…

*Nampaknya your acting last time worked!*

*Yeah…but I pity her…* and my other buddy called in too to know the story. Well, buddy…your *best pal* hated you (Pwincess said about how Ms.P’s reaction to my buddy). Its a pity to help this kinda psyco gal to get into our society if she could not mirror what she did. She could not care less and she needs attention so much that it shoo-ed away people who tried to help. It takes people with super big hearts and the greatest empathy to befriend this kinda *problematic* gal. May God help her!!

Unfortunately, I am not one of those (super big heart with greatest empathy)…