~toot version~

to change the F words to much family-friendly words, bahh!!

fUhh!! maRah betOL harI niH!! Kamben!! i nearLy sHowed mY miD fInger to The Grade 22 sO-caLLed stOopid aIrheAd seNior eXecs (aka the biAtch - SE)!!

Scenario 1:1 pRojecT - hanDLed bY yOUrs tRuLy..wiThoUt anyOne to oFfer heLp nOr asSistanCe, preSsured by tHe new Boss (TNB) to be Shown tO the ED..weLL anYway it wAs jusT 2 mThs laYIng oFf for a wHILe as CMBD formerly known as MBD has changEd mGmT - mIsS my ex bOss deaRly, as shE undersTooD my worklOAds!! kamben off!! sO..wHAt i dID was franTicaLly maDe a few caLls and aPPointMents and set a coNcept wHIch i fouNd (by my nEw ideAs, aRe iNterestiNg and cOrpoRate enOuGh!!)..1 buMi co, 1 non buMi co and 1 pareNt's printiNG comPAny..tHe resULt:- truLy the nOn buMi proPosaL reaLLy capTured mY atteNtiOn..deEp dOwn i kNew the ED wouLD loVe to cHOose tHis paRticuLar One...unLIke SE's recommendation to cHoosE tHe oTher oNe..whICh is sO iMmatuRe, unProfessionaL n eVerythIng..(naK bodeK as TNB's friend's co. lah tUe). eNd uP the ED loVeD the cHOsen one - whIch i pErsonaLLy like tOo aAhahha...

Scenario 2: finally! wHen i haD the gO aHead bY the ED, sHe suDDenlY saiD i nEed to fiLL loAds oF forMs bLa bLa..eVen tHo sHe kNew I'm hanDLing tHe pRojeCt...lOnG beFore ED's aPprovaL!! aNd i mUst sUbmIt 5 naMes la bLA bLa to JKtecH bLa bLa...tooot heR oKay!! tHen i bLew uP saYin toot Like wHy nOw? noBody eVen bOthered to teLL me beFore..noBody bOtheRed to saY i nEed to fiLL tHis n tHAt...yeaH i'm jUst tHe eXec, bUt knOwing tHe faCt tHat i baRely 1.5 yeArs wOrkiNg heRe..anD i Was fRom tHe priVAte sEctoR..wHIch tHe red tApe toots sYstem were obsoleTe..toot red taPEs..toot birOcraCy!!

sCenariO 3: hMm...sO i fiLLed tHe toot foRms..tHanks to kaMA..he reaLLy heLpeD..tHen i suBmiTteD tHe toot fOrm to TNB..sHe asKed SE wHether sHe saW tHe forMs earLier (clearLy stAted tHat TNB knoW nuTs aBt the toot fOrms) sO SE has tO gO trU it aNd aSk me tO re-tYpe the wHole toot thIng aS i haFta uSe tHe woRd "sHaLl" and not "musT" bLa bLa legaL toot aNd then sOme toot detaILS toot n stuFf...toot! exacTly afTer seIng her oWn woRk fOr samPLes (whiCh sHe asKed to jUst foLLow, baHH!)..aND retyPe tHe whOLe toot thIng agAin...
i nOted tHat sHe tOo uSed tHe wOrd "mUst" toot hEr fOr maKing me fiLlin tHe toot forMs again n aGain & aGaIn.

sCenariO 4: tHen my bOiLing poInt caMe to thE maX wHen sHe aSkeD me aLoud..daT the juStificatiOns of The toot servIce wAs "generiC"..laCk in-depTh inFo n toot..eVentHo i maDe HER projeCt as an eXampLe...hEr owN toot papErs n saMPles tOot!! exaCtlY wHat i tOLd her..i fOLLowEd eXActLy liKE the ED asKed..hE waNTs mOre pIx, lEss Wordy, precISe, cOrporaTe lOokiNg, coMpacT, A5 sIze, caTchy tagLines..ISN't THIS ENUFF?!!!! sHe asKed me tO jUStiFy The paGEs...toot heR!! PAGES?!!! fOr a cOmpaNy proFiLe..u dIdn'T haVe to liMitisE oNe's creaTIviTy!!! iT's up tO the desIgner toot!! anD i keEp my coMposUre..tRied to keEp caLm..treMbLing aLL over..daTS whY i caLLed uP my freNs..tO keEp cOOL...sOrry gUys..i need to taLK..rubBish taLKs..so daT i caN keeP mY miNd oFf hEr..n toot tHe so-caLLed puRe bLood toot..he's aN airheAd toO..jUst beCos..SE is in hIs leaGue (senIor airheaDs - The diNasoUr aGe, muNdaNe n bOring kInd)...sO noW i aM..stiLL in d oFfice..caN't waiT to pLay mY gaMe and swEat the toot..toot hEr n hEr "pubLic attiTude"..nO woNDer! sHe migHt be jeaLous..iMagine asKing me to cHeck oN hEr eNgliSh cRaps? sHe's gRade 22 fOr gOd saKE!!

i'm jUst tHe undeRdog so-caLLed? sHe's jeaLous..yeahhhh..sHe's jeaLous tHat so fAr i haVe dIffereNt taSTe..in cLotHing, diNing..sOciaLIsiNg, gaMing..my Work n tHe trUSt giVen frOm the Other seNior bOssEs..huEhuE..yeaH..i'm doIn greAT..aFter wrItten dOwn tHIs pieCe of tOot.. i feEl terribLy relIeved..oFf to tHe gaMe dat i Love..! trr- aAAh!tHanks fOr sPendIng uR tIme reAding tHis piEce oF toot uP verSion oF wHateVa tRansPIreD toDay...cOs i caN't bLow uP maX inFronT of aNybOdy sO i toot eRe..ciOu!