+,,Happy Birthday Malaysia?..+

I was eating my dinner that night as I remembered it crystal clearly. One hot steamy Maggi Super Hot with fishcakes n some veges. While trying in vain not to spill the hot content over the green sofa I flipped thru channels, local ones of course. Yeah, I know it was not healthy but due to my decreasing appetite to normal food, this (Maggi Mee, easy to cook, yummy to eat) one definitely tempted my taste buds.

I stopped flipping channels when suddenly my eyes and my ears caught some stupidities over National TV. And believe me, not just one young looking gal, but most of those-who-believes in the commercialization of celebration said it out loud. I blamed Hallmark. Period.

"Happy 5oth Birthday Malaysia! May we live in peace, joy and harmony!"
Huh? Happy. Fookin. 50th Birthday. In the eve of our 50th National Independence Day on August 31, 2007? Blardy fookin stupid yuppies (and all the ignorant Gen Xs who pleaded to be spoonfed).

Don't they know that Malaysia was born on September 16, 1963? The name Malaysia itself was born when The Federation of Malaya, Singapore, Sabah & Sarawak joined forces and created as one nation? Even the VJs in Channel V knew the difference! "Happy 50th National Independence, Malaysia!" yah. wutev!

Bah! I lost my appetite already. Fook Jowhar for blasting all over the www on what he thought was the best of Malaysia. Yay. Vote the perasan Jew to be the next PM. Fook him and his blardy genes (padahal kamlamyenge je lebih)!

I threw my Maggi in the bin and fed Milo the fishcakes, imagining that I fed Jowhar's remains to a hungry tiger! Ahhahah~ ! I was satiated already! Burp~@!Alhamdulillah...