+..Minyak Naik sbb PETRONAS?..+

[sunyi. tak gi lunch. takde mood. tgh tunggu Dak Yati belikan Mocha Starbucks! Nak balik jumpa mamababaadik2!]

Aku baru je balik dari merata rata tempat di Miri, Bintulu dan Sibu atas urusan kerja. Memang penat tapi berbaloi sebab aku dapat berjumpa dengan Niza, sahabat baik aku sejak dari universiti lagi.

Terkejut aku dengan keupayaan Niza yang mampu membeli sebuah Toyota Frontier! Maklumlah minah di bekerja sebagai seorang geologist di sebuah syarikat O&G antarabangsa berpangkalan di Belanda. Bila diukur balik dengan apa yang Petronas staff dapat, daripada RM1 mereka, 65 sen adalah kepunyaan kerajaan. Huhuhu...padanlah ramai yg kena pitching lari ke Qatarlah, Saudilah..dan mana mana lagi negara yang mampu mengeluarkan berjuta juta tong minyak sehari. Aku masih bersyukur dengan apa yang aku dapat. Kecik je gaji, tapi alhamdulillah, tak banyak hutang. Alhamdulillah...

Pelik aku pagi tadi semasa membeli nasi lemak dekat pakcik politiking di Blossom Cafe, pakcik tu kata Petronas punya pasallah harga minyak naik! Geram aku dengan sentimen membabibutatuli ini (maaf tapi ini saja yang mampu aku gambarkan tentang betapa dangkalnya ilmu manusia yang bercakap atas dasar emosi, bukan akal!).

Aku cakap senang je, "Pakcik, pakcik tahu tak kalau tak kerana Petronas beri kerajaan 65% hasil pendapatannya, lagi mahal harga minyak sekarang, pakcik. Ni semua letrik, air, projek projek besar negara yang pakcik puji puji tu...semua tu secara tak langsung PETRONAS punya peranan tu! Sebab tu, gaji bebudak PETRONAS sangat kecik cam gaji cikgu kat sini (Sarawak) kalau dibandingkan dengan SHELL dan lain lain. Ha! Sokong lagi tong gas dan minyak kompeni luar! Diorang lah yang makin kaya raya! Gaji diorang 100% dorang ambik..tax bape sen je. Masih tak terbanding dengan apa yang PETRONAS kasi."
"Yelah! Sebab tulah, dorang suruh kerajaan naikkan harga minyak!"

"Heheheh...pakcik. Harga minyak bukan Petronas yang tetapkan lah. Astaghfirullahalazim! Tapi kerajaan. Pakcik nak boikot Petronas pun, beli kat SHELL ke kat CALTEX ke, harga akan tetap naik. Memang harga takkan turun punya! Kat dunia ni memang dah makin takde minyak pun. Memang patut pun harga naik. Patut naik maksimum dari dulu lagi. Ha! Baru tahu berapa harga minyak sebenar, kalau tak disubsidi. Sekarang dah dekat RM4 tau pakcik!"

"Ala! Kalau pakcik bersikap patriotik macam pakcik selalu puji Barisan Nasional tu, janganlah kutuk dan fitnah Petronas macam macam. Banyakkan membaca benda lain jugak pakcik, bukan suratkhabar semata. Ok pakcik, nah RM2.50 tok nasi lemak ni. Assalamualaikum."
Aku pun blah dari situ sebab emosi aku sendiri berkecamuk dan lapar tak hengat (Faktor angin semakin hebat). Mungkin aku nak PMS agaknya. Hisk. Aku rasa kalau aku masuk amnet balik ni, mau aku terajang si Awang dan konco konconya (saja sebab aku tengah hangin, huahuahua)

Ni aku tepek emel dari seseorang dari Petronas tentang Fakta, BUKAN AUTA ye kawan kawan...

Sent: Thursday, 12 June, 2008 5:14 PM
Subject: This is a very good explanation to all Malaysian

Dear All,

This is lengthy but please bear with me. This is worth reading through ALSO.

We're not actually comparing apple-to-apple here, as most countries listed have a very long reserve life (the amount of years they have till the oil is finished) and they have a low population compared to their oil reserve (hence they can cater to their own needs without any bother to the supply). Some research can do wonders instead of blaming others.

UAE
population = 4,380,000
oil reserve = 97 billion barrels
production rate = 2.5 million barrels per day
Reserve life = 107 years

Kuwait
population = 2,851,000
oil reserve = 99 billion barrels
production rate = 2.5 million barrels per day
Reserve life = 108 years

Saudi Arabia
population = 24,735,000
oil reserve = 260 billion barrels
production rate = 8.8 million barrels per day
reserve life = 81 years

Iran
population = 71,208,000
oil reserve = 136 billion barrels
production rate = 3.9 million barrels per day
reserve life = 74 years

Nigeria
population = 148,093,000
oil reserve = 36.2 billion barrels
production rate = 2.3 million barrels per day
reserve life = 43 years

Venezuela
population = 27,877,000
oil reserve = 80 billion barrels
production rate = 2.4 million barrels per day
reserve life = 91 years

Malaysia
population = 27,452,091
oil reserve = 4.8 billion barrels
production rate = 550,000 barrels per day (resources from internet salah. Aku kira production hari2, sila ikut nombor aku)
reserve life = 33 years

Sources:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_reserves
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Population
http://www.eia.doe.gov/cabs/Malaysia/Oil.html
http://www.malaysia-today.net/Blog-e/2006/03/petronas-profits-create-friction.htm

And the Ahmad fisherman notion that we extract oil from the ground without costs, or little cost, is NOT TRUE. Foolish, even.

FYI, to extract oil from the ground, there're 3 main cycle: Exploration, Development and Production. I wont go into lengthy explanation here, lets just have an overview of Drilling campaigns that needs to be carried out on all three cycles.

Drilling Campaign:

Rig: RM552,000 per day (minimum)

->We dont make rigs. We rent them. The deeper the ocean, the pricier the rig. And FYI, shallow waters of Malaysia is running out of oil. We are running the final race on shallow waters , have to concentrate on smaller pore-sized fields and taking the greater risk and more cost on deepwater fields.

Supply boat : RM 209,509 per day (minimum)

-> we need at least 2 supply boats.

Thats the cost of just two of many, many more items involved in Drilling campaigns alone. I'd like to reiterate that these campaigns occur in ALL of the 3 cycles, each campaign is at least 4 months. Do the maths or better yet, put it in a fancy Excel and publish it around.

Thats just costs involved in extracting the oil.

How about transporting it to shore? How about refining it for industries, daily stuff and for your car?

Some may ask why are we selling our oil, since we can use it?

Well, here the answer: WE DONT HAVE MONEY. What else can we sell to make money? Tin? Gold? Pepper? Rubber? All these calculated together would not make even a small portion of profit in O&G. Our oil is of one of the best quality in the world because it is low in sulphur. Fyi, we dont need best quality oil for our cars, its only used in industries and in jets. In the international oil price is average USD130/bbl, ours would be close to USD140/bbl.

And then some might additionally ask, SO WHERE DID ALL THE OIL MONEY GO? Please refer to the statistics above, we have less than 50yrs of supply of O&G, although more explorations are aggressively being done in deepwater and smallfields. PETRONAS needs the money to ensure that we have the supply AFTER 50 years. PETRONAS is aggressively pursuing O&G projects overseas, and these projects does not come cheap. In other words, PETRONAS is not the nation's piggy bank, its THE bank for our children's children.

So please, do not be swayed easily by cheap-mouthed politicians who does not have the in-depth knowledge about how the process goes. If they say they want to use our oil money, please do consider our children's children. PETRONAS have been supporting the nation by giving back almost 65% if its revenue.

Itu pakai cheap labor tu. Our skilled engineers, even often frustrated by the meager wages they get for risking their lives at sea, sometimes for weeks, still they stay and think of the country. I'm proud to say a lot of them are very patriotic. But also a lot of them are enticed by Middle East countries and others to work for them for more attractive salary. Nak recruit orang baru senang, but we have to train them and training takes 2-3 yrs!. Since we are running our last mile in our existing oilfields, we need experienced workers, and they dont come cheap.

So next time any politician says, DUIT PETRONAS PEGI MANA?, ask them back DUIT CUKAI SAYA PEGI MANA?

Oklah daripada aku merapu, elok aku gi solat dulu. Ituje cara to seek solace and peace. Cuma Allah saja tempat mengadu dan meminta pertolongan.

ciou!

+..An Optimum Controlled Anger..+

(NOTA AMARAN: Mengandungi bahasa bahasa kesat yang membuatkan anda rasa berdosa, mata pedih dan otak mengecil 30% - Jadi lebih baik anda tinggalkan blog ini dengan kadar segera)

1. Punca Kemarahan Aku

from Bos aku
to aku
cc SI
date Jan 31, 2008 11:43 AM
subject: Reminder

hide details 11:43 AM (51 minutes ago)

Chee,

You have been frequently out of office on personal matters. If you have too many personal matters with the bank, arrange your time and make use of your annual leave.Don't make this as a norm as you're not setting a good example to the support staff. Everyone of us has personal matters too, but company can't afford to accommodate if everyone demand the same treatment as given to you.

Bos


2. Cara Aku Mengawal Kemarahan Maksima
(Perang Mulut atau Bertumbuk hatta menarik rambut)

----- Original Message -----
From: aku
Date: Thursday, January 31, 2008 1:21 pm
Subject: Re- REMINDER to ALL of us - We love *this section*!!
To: Boss PMS
Cc: SI, Aman, Ctp, Kak Roy, Kak Nunen, Kak Lit, Kak Mawar


Salaam Boss,

Thank you for your concern with our section. Alhamdulillah :)

Thank you for your REMINDER also. I'm grateful to AlLah that you show your sincerest concern to me and everybody here in *this section*.

I will take my leave if the matters concerned take more than 2 hours or more. As I can't reply my email from gmail (I'm copying and pasting this email to the office's pop email), I clocked in the office at 1215pm, just half an hour off from WHEN I asked for your permission, and took off. When I entered the office at 1215pm (half an hour after I took off), Aman and Roy was my alibies.

You could have say NO and ask for me to go during lunch hour or take leave during my last conversation with you about an hour ago. (Cause this email to our beloved SI can be AVOIDED at the first place)

We hope whatever you wrote here, in this email also speaks for itself to you (since you copied this email to the SI) such as clock in the office earlier, as we (meaning your subordinates) notice you ALWAYS clock in at 845am in average. We did noticed during Block 8's open house last time, you clocked in the office near to 10am, just because you baked 3 different cakes at wee hours in the morning. You also love to go to block 22 and block 25 and had an early lunch, or entered later than 2pm after lunch.

Sometimes, we don't even know where you have gone too, since utilizing the White Board is not your hobby. Also, since we would like to highlight that for what *the section* has been practicing that at least one Exec must be in the office doesn't laterally says that *you* must be in the office per se. It is also applicable to the Officer who is IN our office complex, regardless the Training Room or Other sections here. We even went down and entertained walked in clients if there were nobody around. I won't say who did this before as all of us worked in A TEAM, as a TEAM.

Anyhow,
If the officers were outstation, our phones have always been diverted to our mobile phones, even our support staff have been educated to answer customers' enquiries in taking into their details or ask them to direct their email for enquiries to each executive in charge. This is AGAIN, TEAMWORK... Sales is about TEAMWORK.

I totally agree that our personal issues should not be used during office hours. In fact, we should have notified each staff to put their Leave/ MC/ Where to status as COMPULSORY on the white board, thus reading the notice is considered a must. I have asked for Kak Nunen's help to make a copy of attendance and clock in/ out to be printed every month.

I quote your words again, "Everyone of us has personal matters too, but company can't afford to accommodate if everyone demand the same treatment as given to you."

So I personally thank you for your Reminder email to me and SI.

Apa yang baik datangnya dari Allah Taala, dan yang buruk datangnya dari diri saya sendiri. With that, I sincerely ask for everybody's forgiveness including your good self. Wassalamualaikum warahmatullahiwabarokatuh.

In good faith, Moi

3. Boss yang Tidak Berpuas Hati, akan perihal tindakannya membawa kes remeh ke pengetahuan SI, backfired, maaa~@!

From: Boss As a reply to ALL of us

date		Jan 31, 2008 2:04 PM
subject		Re: Re- REMINDER to ALL of US - We love *this section*!!

I'm glad you have very high spirit of teamwork. But whatever arrangement you have in the past,it is proven that the above doesn't work hence we are getting complaints from XYZ. As the person-in-charge here,I have set the new rule and need you to co-operate to avoid more complaints in future.It should not be any problem if you really love *this section*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Nampak sangatlah, dia memang carik kesalahan ExBoss aku Mr. AA. Selalu nak tukar itu ini and salahkan we all sebab memang Mr. AA tu dia anggap as Number 1 ENEMY dia. Yang jadi mangsa - we all yg establish seksyen ni dari Year 2007.

Hmm...apa punya spesis la Boss yang buat pengurusan style zaman kolonial ni? It won't work lagi la, bagi arahan takde ayat please, no thank yous, if nak jumpa kitorang suruh masuk bilik dia, instead of dia keluar tanya apa-apa, takde muka ceria, muka sombong diktator dia..tak mahu join we all pegi lunch sesama..you know so the very bureaucratic, so the very menunjuk kuasa dan power bodoh sombong perempuan yang tak pernah menjadi Group Leader, hatta Ketua Pengawas...

Latarbelakang dia ni, dia dulu seorang yang suka wat kerja-kerja solo, kerja kerja audit. Dia tak suka pergi training berkaitan seksyen we all, "apa ni, asyik asyik training je!" thus expaining why all of us have been "zero-training" for year 2008. Tapi dia sendirk dok pegi training advance auditor! Apa kejadah? Ko nak jadik auditor ke nak jadik Sales Manager? Bila orang propose, dia reject bulat-bulat, bila orang nak pergi, dia halang...even yang paling penting for On The Job Training which relates to testing labs pun dia tak kasi pergi, sekadar, dengar presentation and lawat lab je, itu bebudak sekolah pun boleh buat!!(lagipon we all dah salu sangat attend, dari zaman 2002 lagi dah buat camtu..tsk tsk tsk)

Kenapalah ada Boss yang dah lah lembab tahap slow loris, sombong hidung tinggi macam dialah paling bagus, (perasan lebih bagos dari SGM aku dan orang-orang lain) ni boleh jadik Boss at the first place?

Oh ye. Aku lupa. She can talk (macam Suren si HINDRAF). When she talk, suara dia humangaiiii lembutnyaaa..(tapi kalau dia marah, sore cam itek serati nak kena sembeleh)Tapi hehehe...sekarang ni, seksyen yang suffer sbb BIG BLUNDER sorang ni. Tak lama lingkup la seksyen sebab perangai dia.

Sadaqollahul'azim la jawabnya...

+..SAPA KATA FAIZAL TAHIR TAK LAKU?..+

Hmm...tatkala melihat gambar-gambar ini di laman sepupu ipar (Married to Along Wawa Joe)...aku senyum je sendirian berhad. Macam kambeng aje lagaknya perangai ku ini. Credit to joefaizal.

Aku bukan pejuang moralis seperti yang *diagung-agungkan* oleh MCMC yang serba memilih bulu itu. Sekadar bukak baju nampak pusat pun mahu dibannya rezeki Faizal Tahir. Takpelah itu isu lama, malas aku nak cerita. Penat lah! Biarkan sahaja MCMC terjun dengan segala macam isu yang lebih prioritas dan kronik~@! (macam yg mak aku dipaksarela bayar khidmat kiosk DIGI my *foot* itu).

Aku senyum kerana masih ramai lagi yang mahukan Faizal Tahir ini perform. Apa buktinya? Walaupun bukan satu Konsert seperti Konsert Band band Indon hatta Konsert Shaggy yang membuat aksi main dengan mike nya di dalam seluar, tapi ini merupakan satu event yang agak *antarabangsa*. Masa ni, Faizal Tahir dibayar oleh Schlumberger (international la tuh, kan?)

Takpelah Faizal (Bukan Faizal Riza lakinya Along hatta BoeFaizal kesayangan aku), rezeki di mana mana. Bukan takat royalti atau live concert jah..sabar jelah yek!

Apehal pon, Rawk on, FT \m/
ilebiu~@!


Woot~@! Gambo di atas, bukan haku. It wasn't moi~@! Muakakaka....

+..Live n Loud 07 - Turn on The Pop..+

Aku pergi tgk kat Bukit Kiara malam tadi 1/12/07(Turn on The Pop). Humangaiii ramainya umat dari yg Melayu cam aku, cina, india, mat saleh hatta pak/mak arab sekalipun...mmg international, n singaporean as usual, ramai yg datang...ramai gak member singapore aku jumpa.

Parking tak cukup so what we all did, parking kat tepi sepanjang jalan tu, double park lagi. Dari before entrance Bukit Kiara sampailah dekat nak masuk SIme Convention Centre...huhuhu~@! Gila menapak jauh tu!

Artis yg aku tengok masa aku datang bersama Piko pas Maghrib itu ialah

1. Project Pop kot macam dr Singapore je...tu pun di akhir lagu.
Aku suka sebab ada band ni happening n lagu dia sonok dengar

2. Joe Flizzow
Pelik sbb takde Malique, n sore dah semput2...tapi layan jelah kan dah teket mahal

3. Elliot Yamin


Serabai je Mamat yahudi ni, tapi sore dia mmg mantaps n bleh selamba nyanyi lam hujan,siap "super slide" lagi atas stage. Tapi aku cuma kenal 1 lagu dia tu je...adik aku je sebok2 nak nyanyi sumer..

4. Nikki

- penampilan dgn stage hydraulic dari bawah pentas mmg biasa je bagi aku, tapi baju
dia mmg mendebarkan jantung beb. Dengan pose tonggek ketepi dia, sambel nyanyi lagu yg aku tak hingat tajuk dia..pastuh tukar baju lagi mendebarkan jantungku, bila dia nyanyi Lady Marmalade dgn mini skirt and jaket labuh..Pepehal, aku kagom ah, dia tak malukan org M'sia sbb sore dia mmg mantap gilers..especially time sore dia yg pitching paling tinggi tu. Peh! Mmg malu la kak Whitney dengar kalo..

5. Mode



- pehhh sore Mode, aku rasa suara yg paling best bwk R&B punya lagu la..manly, macho dan soulful, jiwa beb! Jiwa, sampai aku nanges dengar dia nyanyi..ilebiu Mode!!

6. Noryn Aziz

- ni lagi satu aku mmg tak pernah dengar dia nyanyi Live. Pehhh! Sore dia mmg
best bwk Jazz n Blues! Especially bila arrangement lagu I Will Survive tu dah tukar...sore dia mmg kelassss!!Ni pun Kak Whitney akan malu bila dengar...Flaunt ur back bebeh!

7. Anuar Zain!


- Uhuhuh...mmg sore dia as usual sedap (Tapi sedap lagi Mode's). Kenapa? Sbb
dia nyanyi lagu English, bukan hit songs dia..aku dok tunggu la dia nyanyi Mungkin ke, Lelaki Ini ke...tapi hampa, pepehal pun, masa dok depan stage tu, sempat cakap, "Anuarrrr I love youuuuuuuu" Sampai pekak telinga adik aku hehehe

8. Jac Victor


- mmg sore dia pehhh! As usual, pitch perfect! and mmg sodap. Dia pun
pandai berinteraksi ngan we all sumer. Baju dia pun kiut, i loike! Kalau kak Whitney dengar ni, dia pasti koma...hehehe

9. Pas tu adalah Azan Ruffedge, Lah Ruffedge, and dorang tugede2 pastu nyanyi lagu mcm2. Sodap sodap! Malas nak tepek gambo..hehe

10. Shaggy


- uhuhu, as usual sapa yg tak kenal Shaggy mmg suka tease penonton ngan aksi
kebiruan dia mcm letak mike kat dalam seluar, pastu wat aksi masturbasi. Piko lah yang tergezut kemaluan. Sbb lagu dia pun notty notty gitu...entertaining sbb dia pandai interact n excite org ramai...terkenang aku semasa zaman gelek2 pinggang ngan lagu ni...ehehehe

11. Star for last nite - Whitney Houston! Mmg seorang Diva bleh mintak permintaan yg pelik sbb dia Diva, beb. Takbleh amik gambar hatta video skalipun (announcement sampai 3 kali tuuu). Lelebih lagi ini konsert pertama dia pas kua rehab. Dah 2 tahun beb, dia tak buat konsert!. Sore dia masih cam dulu, anggun n syahdu, sampai aku nanges. Ok that was a bit of a kind statement to Whitney. The fact that I thought she was mumbling , some of the lyrics I couldn't hear and understand. Ingat kan dia tukar arrangement...but takdelah dia terukkk sangat pada aku. It was not "WOW", and aku pun terpaksa balik pas lagu keempat dia, takmo kasik mak aku risau. And also, sudeh penat ah. Kalau layan mo sampai 230am kot sampai umah?

Mebbe peak of the LiveNLoud came from Shaggy's. Hehehe patot time tu blah je ek?

Yg tak bestnya, sound check makan dlm 30-45 minit tiap satu2 artis. Shaggy pun start nyanyi kol 11 malam! Pehhh letih gak la mo nunggu, sibbaik gak organiser pasang lagu2 Trance/Techno - leh aku layanz dancing². Kalau aku bwk sleeping bag ngan carry mat, leh tido dulu hehehe..

Masa tgh nunggu lah ada sekelompok press hiburan dok jadik org giler...hehehe. Paku dulang paku serpih, hehheeheh..kutuk org len, dia yg lebeyyy...



Untuk satu tiket yg berharga RM500 for all those talented, soulful and entertaining artistes? Dan terpaksa parking jauh and menapak pulak...and kamera kena sorok celah2 shawl n whatnot? And terpaksa beli air mineral RM3, dan Milo tin RM5? Balik pulak jam giler?

Pehhh....priceless la experience dia beb...puas hati!! Cuma sian kat Kak Whitney, ramai org balik time tu sbb anak2 nak tido and we all pun dah letih.


Gamba aku takde dalam ni...hehehe It wasn't moi!

P/s: All Gambau yg cun-cun di atas adalah hakmilik Shah. Sbb gambau2 aku sumer cam lahanat! Nak tengok lagi?
Sila click SINI

+..Part 1: Gathering of the Career Minded Singletons

Part 1: Gathering of the Career Minded Singletons

I was sweating like crazy.

The notty look that I wore wasn't helping. I was totally restless. Mocha n cream stripey, with white background long sleeves shirt, Red Girl Boxing sleeveless for the top, my 505 Levi's and brown Nike. I let my long hair flipped freely thru that frantic running.

Damnation. Aku dah lambat! I was suppose to meet them up at Paddington Pankoek at the Curve. The girls have been waiting for me since 5. Now it was 5 minutes to 6! Luckily, parking spaces here were easily located. Rezeki aku betul dapat dekat tangga.

Lari lari anak. Lari lari anak...Ok! Orientasi aku sedikit lari. Kat mana nih?
Ok...carik Pak Gad, "Bang, kat mana saya boleh carik Florist kat sini, ek?"
"Oh! tu kat PU3 je sebelah tepi dia..."
"rite, terima kasih!" Lari lari lagi. Jalan laju-laju.

"Excuse me, do you sell fresh flowers?"
"Yes, do you like roses?"
"How much for a hand bouquet?"
"RM70 for a dozen, half dozen RM40"

Belek belek bunga...Nice! Variety of Sweet Williams, red and white roses together..

"Ok! Give me half a dozen, please..." Pegi pulak belek belek benda yg kiut miut. Jumpa 2 batang kayu yang ada bantal love kat hujungnya. Perfect. Harga? Wahahaha...Nice! Within my budget.

Bunga dah siap. Harus lawa gila. Sayang pulak aku nak kasik orang...Jalan laju-laju now cos I was holding a delicate and beautifully arranged hand bouquet. Everybody nearby was staring. As if I came from outer space.

Lari-lari anak. I know Baskin Robbins are located at Ground Floor. I rushed in and potong tang konar kapel2 yg jalan terhegeh hegeh cam penagih dan awek2 yg suka jalan catwalk. Straight inside BR, I saw my perfect ice cream cake.

"Dik! Tulis camni and nak lilin besar satu ek." I said without blinking. I was really in a farking hurry. Why on earth all these young people does not even care of what a customer like moi thought? Dok mahin-mahin keje. cakap terjerit-jerit, gelak kuat-kuat...heee..sibbaik aku tadek masa nak komplen kat Manager dorang.

I went upstairs and showed Lady P my hush sign. Fuh! Luckily they were a bit hidden from the other patrons.

Aku main nyuruk2 and again, was being stared as if I was crazy.

"HAPPY BURFDAY, GEMMA!" She was imediately startled. Muka terkezut giler time tuh. Rugi takde video cam...The whole restaurant was looking at me. But aku tak peduli. If this were done in a cafe/ restaurant in Europe/ US, they might be clapping and standing for the celebration. Hehehe...

"Wahhhh...apa niiii...sibbaik panjang umo aku"
"Hehehe...biasalah kan...I'm being fashionably late. Might as well make a Grand Entrance..hahaha" Sengih sengih je aku.
Natalie was startled as well sebab dia tak perasan bila aku masuk...

"Hehehe..how sweettt!" Lady P said in her pink tube, butterfly scarf which she made a-la neck tie and cover her sexy white shoulder with a black cashmere. We hugged and kissed cheeks.

"Hold on. Hold on. That's not all. Aku beli kek ni, ko kena tiup lilin...Alamak! kita tak hisap rokok la!"
Natalie quickly borrowed one waiter's lighter. Ok! Kitorang semua dok halang lilin tu dari padam sebab kat area sebelah kiri Paddington nih, berkipas udara. Lilin tu satu je, sebagai simbol another prosperous year for Gemma..Well, she's a successful 30 something-totally single, with the position that we-can-ever-dream-of (PWTC) in this one big company. I idolized her for her work commitment and way of thinking.

So lepas dah nyanyi-nyanyi tu, Gemma dah tiup lilin and I quickly rushed for piring nak makan kek aiskrim. Apalah bebudak Paddington nih lemau gilers.

"Hey galfren, your face macam glowing gila aa..." Natalie tegur aku sambel makan kek
"Ha'ah anything that we should know?"Gemma said while bringing her face forward.
Now all the gals were waiting for my answer anxiously.
I was utterly speechless. I thought I surprised them...

"Hey! Cos I'm so happy to meet all my sisters here...mestilah happyyyy"
'Eh! Tapi kan, all of us pun nak jumpa everybody, but not as glowing as you..."
"Alaa...aku baru lepas gaduh ngan Boe, then baru baik balik kot? Hehehe"
'So its the post making up effect la ni yeee.." tambah Lady P sambel senyum.

"Tell us. Did Boe say anything about...you know.."Lady P tanya lagi
"I hope not. Not now. Tapi you should ask me next year the same q, ok?" I laughed off hard.

So we caught up with everyone's stories from 6 pm - 750pm. Dengar cerita Gemma that she nearly resigned and the whole company shook! Yes. The bosses at her company were so shocked and looked in disbelief with her first resignation letter on the meeting table. They even tried to console her. It was funny to hear all those bosses (Read: LELAKI) yang cuba pujuk Gemma yang tgh menangis. Dia menangis pun bukan sebab apa, sbb boss dia terus shut down and say No-Go Area. She's an iron lady, tough, happy-go-lucky

"Gemma, please... we reject your resignation. You cannot do this. No. No. No." Cakap sorang Bos.
"Let it out! Let it out..." Pujuk sorang lagi Bos.
"Gemma, you want coffee? Tea? Do you like it with milk and sugar?" Sorang Boss N pulak panik semacam. Nampak kerisauan dia mundar mandir carik susu.

Gemma cuma boleh geleng kepala sebab memang dia tengah broke down pasal apa yg dia harus tanggung. So, lepas dah poured everything out, even saying bodoh, bodoh kat muka dorang (masa ni aku menyampuk, "Hehehe masa nilah kita ada excuse nak cakap bodoh kat muka boss-boss kan?"), makanya yang lelaki-lelaki ini mula berfikir secara logik tentang apa yg Gemma buat. Gemma sampai tak tido dengan betul sekian lama.

"Dorang tak tahu kot, if I tender that in 24 hours, I've already being offered a place with higher salary and more perks kat company lain...ahahaha. You know I've been head hunted masa I gi holiday ke overseas!" Peh...hebat! Aku kagom.

"It was against my principle. Hangin lah aku...Pulak tu, Boss N dok salah pujuk aku, risau aku tender taknak jadik Head Dept aku sekang, padahal tu dalam my second letter yg belum tunjuk!"

All of us laughed. Lelaki memang cepat panik rupanya. Lebih-lebih lagi bila berhadapan dengan powerful woman like Gemma yg suka buat macam-macam kejutan. Gemma yg tak mudah emo macam tipikal perempuan Melayu lain. Gemma yang hanya berpendidikan tinggi di Malaysia. Tak perlu belajar di UK pun. Her English is as superb as her position. Gemma yang pemurah, Happy Go Lucky (macam aku: tang H-G-L jek) and suka wat lawak. Gemma yang quick witted dan very knowledgable. Gemma yang macam-macam lagi, the list goes on. That's Gemma that I know.

End of Part 1

.:Good Aura ker?:.

Today wearing a white top and skirt surely gives some good aura. I've vented that red evil aura over my other house online. Hehehe...Surely, if you have a psychotic ex, and a master in credit card fraud plus internet thingy, he will surely track you thru google.

Funny thing was, he will google his own stupid name, and came to my blog - creating a big fat stupid havoc. F him. He deserves all the F words in the world. Be it Chinese, Italian or French...even African. F him. F Him (translated in my mind)

So, I went out with my married gfs today. What have they bought?

1. A cheapo trackbottom
2. A cheapo black pants

They even suggested me to look at one kawaii shirt for a teenage kid like Piko, my kid sister. So not moi! But I played it cool. Cos they are after all, married with kids.

I don't blame her cos she has other commitments like Hypermart A sells cheaper Huggies than Tesco. Or, she better thought of how to make her son and daughter happy by buying

a) Vitagen
b) Ribena Berry

I mean, surely with that summed up salaries both of yours and your hubby's will make it a greater financial stability, right? Wrong!

What with all those nurseries/kindergarden's fee..Montesorri and whatnot..But why oh why must you sacrifice the investment for your husband? I mean, you can be a vogue mummy and wife. Don't take things for granted laa...

Invest a bit on

1. Some good material clothing - be beautiful
2. Some good make ups/ beauty products
3. Sexy lingerie (for now, I don't care sleeping in my shorts cos I have no hubby yet)
4. Time on exercising
- The weirdest part during my outing was, she took all of us upstairs via a lift,
eventhough the makan place was at Second Floor!

And you dared complaining about "Seluar tak muat cos my hips getting bigger!!"
Aiyaaa so lazyyy...!!

For now *flips hair* I'm enjoying my singlehood before I allow myself to be abused by my own laziness for being a wife and mother...heheheh LAMBAT LAGI!!

~off meeting Boe~

>:( Stalker BODOH

AMARAN: Blog ini ditujukan Khas Spesel Edisen utk org bernama Johar. Jadi kepada sesapa yg nak baca, baca. Nak komen, komen. Tapi aku tgh hangat hati ni!! And blog aku penuh dengan bahasa yg korang tak nak baca (bagi yg lemah semangat).

Ye. Aku ada seorang stalker tegar. Dan aku tahu sapa orang saikotik ini. Nama dia MJMH. Orang ini suka google nama dia sendirik nak tahu keluar kat mana-mana website seperti blog aku. Hahaha. Aku gelakkan orang bodoh ini.

Sebab hari tu dia sudah buat kacau di blog adik dan kawan-kawan aku. Mangkok betol budak ini. Hidupnya akan dirundung malang selagi dia tak pulangkan duit RM20 ribu aku tuh. Ye. Tulah! Aku tahu MJMH itu takkan tahu ayat tulah. Hahaha...buat main dengan keturunan Aminollah yek? Hehehe...You have pissed me off Psycho! And if I'm mad, I just need to think of what you have done and hehehe...InsyaAllah...your life will be in miseries. Dia ingat dia boleh menyamar jadik nama yg macam-macam, Veloo lah, Ah Senglah, John laa..Malik la...but look! You cannot lie and you cannot hide...I always know who you are behind that names you multiple personalities saiko!

Kau rasa aku hidup dalam misery ke Johar? Hahaha...In your fattest hope, sucker! Oh luper..aku sengaja buat dalam bahasa Malaysia sbb mamat bodo ni perasan dia bangsa superior - Yahudi. Hahaha...dah perasan Yahudi, ko balik la Israel, bodoh! Buat apa ko duduk Malaysia?

Ni aku list kan Saiko Stalker ni ni punya pencarian:

Via which search engine

1.	www.google.com.my	12
2.	www.google.com	4
3.	www.google.co.uk	3
4.	search.yahoo.com	2
5.	www.google.ro	1
6.	www.google.it	1
	Total	23

With which key words

1.jowhar 6
2.meeran 6
3.mohd 5

Via which link

11.

www.google.com/search?q=mohd jowhar meeran&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie= UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7ADBR

2

14.

www.google.com.my/search?q=mohd jowhar meeran &ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

2

Di atas adalah contoh terkini as of Nov.22. Sebelum ni pun aku perasan. Hahahaha...hello mister saiko Johar, get a life laaa! Ko yg bersalah dalam hal merampok duit aku, nape ko nak stalk aku pulak? Ko takut ye dengan bayang-bayang polis dan Maybank yg sedang mencarik kau? Hahahahah~@! Itu tak kira BR lagi carik hahahaha~@!

Ko memang BODOH...Bekas bini ko dah cukup sabar dengan perangai ko pun ikut bodoh tolong bayarkan duit ko. Bodoh la kau ni tak reti appreciate org macam Yasmin...she deserves someone a lot better than you, you asshole! Mana dia pergi? Singapore? And ko macam pelarian kat KL ni kan? Mana ko kerja sekang Johar? Kat Damansara Heights kan? Dekat dengan sapa pompan tu, Eta? Heh..tak habes habes ko ganggu hidup aku yek?

Aku rasa ko pergi admit yourself kat hospital sakit jiwa la...You are SICK, Man! You need to be treated...

Get LOST from my LIFE!!

p/s: Kerana Stalker Bodoh ni membuat komen2 bodoh dia, perasan yg dia BETUL merampok duit aku yg RM20 Ribu, walaupun dia TAHU aku tgh tarik balik dari Bank Rakyat, tapi dia still tak pulangkan balik duit itu kepada aku. Dia kata, duit tu, aku kasik dia...FUCKER betol Mamak Yahudi perasan nih. Dia tahu, aku tgh tarik balik, dia tahu aku dah cakap please pulangkan balik, tapi dia amik jugak wat joli ngan ex wife dia n bayar ah long la apa lah...babi la ko Johar! Dahlah bini tolong bayar bulan2 RM100 (sekarang dah stop since bulan 9 je). Itupun tak bersyukur lagi babi ni.

Pasal Fucker sial ini, aku kena moderate kan balik komen blog aku.

.:Datuk B:.

Mungkin disebabkan aku ni jenis happy go lucky? Mungkin aku ni suka tegur orang (kadang-kadang bukan orang pun aku tegur, macam Milo kucingku).

But I reckon, people can easily get attached to you kalau kita friendly and can be approached easily. Soalan-soalan sengal pun kita boleh jawap buat kelakar...

There is one client who would like to speak with Aman. Client ni, at first aku yg luruh isi perut sebab suara dia, mak! Sangat sedap...macho yang tak mengada. Terasa macam bercakap dengan Jofry lam drama Manjalara itu.

"Welcome to ***. This is Chee..."
"May I call you Cik or Puan Chee?"
"Just call me Chee, Sir..."
"Yes...I'd like to speak to Aman please.."
"I'm sorry Sir, Aman's not at his cubicle. How can I help?" Masa ni, aku senyum berbunga-bunga sebab kelunakan suara dia.
"Alamak...this is Datuk Bakhtiar. This is quite urgent lah Chee..."
"Maybe you can talk to me? Or you want him to call you back, Datuk?"
"Chee...I think we have met before kan?"
"Err..I'm sorry I can't recall meeting you, Datuk.." Masa ni aku dah menyumpah kat Aman, manalah dia pergi.

"hehehehe...I'm sure we have met before. You know the handsomest guy that you have ever met in your office?" Alamak! Macam ada aura gatal di sini.
'Hmmm...well, if that's the case, I'm sure I can remember the handsomest man with your name, might be because I met a lot of handsome guys lately" Aku gelak-gelak je
"Har har har. You're one funny lady. Tell you what. Please let Aman..."
"Oh! Hold on Datuk! Aman is here already, please hold, ya, I'm connecting you to him now..."
"Talk to you later, Chee..thanks"

So Aman pun gelak-gelak je bila Datuk ni cakap tah apa-apa agaknya dengan dia. Ada ngutuk aku kot. I've totally forgotten him until satu hari ni,

"Chee, you ingat lagi tak Datuk Bakhtiar?"
"Yup! Datuk yang tanya whether kitorang pernah jumpa sebelum ni, yg dok mention dia paling hensem tu, kan?"
"Ahhh...yelah, dia lah tu..."
"Kenapa?"
"Dia kaya tau Chee, ada horse ranch kat Sg Buloh!"
"Ah-ha, so?"
"Dia ajak you datang kenduri tahlil and open house dia this Saturday"
"Eh? Kenduri Tahlil? Koser pe I nak pegi? Lainlah kalau you, seswai la sangat!"
"I menyampaikan aje..."
"Pelik la Aman, I bukan kenal dia pun, just entertain him by phone je"

Aman senyum je. Malas nak layan lelaki lelaki macam ni. Ingat aku boleh terkesima senang-senang ke? I have my own standard and you can't buy me that easily.

"Chee kalau dia hensem macam Jofry macam mana?"
"Ala, kalau hensem sekalipun, kalau takde chemistry, tak jalan la Aman..."

Dalam beberapa ketika itu, aku terfikir sama ada Aman dijanjikan apa-apa oleh Datuk Bakhtiar ni kalau dia jumpakan aku dengan dia?

Hmm..maybe NOT!

+..Ogy Menggali Lubang Kuboqnya Sendiri..+

Gua cuba belek2 what was all the hype about Anugerah Era (AE) 07 last Sat nite. Kudsia Kahar when interviewed by AC Mizal said, there will be something totally new "yang tak pernah dibuat dek mana-mana award presentation in Malaysia ever"

I turned on the TV to Astro Ria and managed to watch some giant holographic Era FM presenters flashed over the stage. These were neat! But not even quarter-way (is there such word) of that award presentation that I thought I was better off with a book in hand. Bo-oooring!!

The next day while relaxing in front of the TV, mom said, "Mama tertengok Ogy Daud menyanyi kat AE07 pagi tadi kat Channel 15. Mcm kurang manis la sbb dia bukan bawak orang gi umrah ke?"
" Teruk sangat ke ma?"

So I flipped from Channel 7 (Top Gear where they mocked American muscle cars and made fun of the hickeys! - this was real entertainment!) to Astro Ria in the hope that they have re-runs at noon. Hell yes! Luckily I only have to wait for few minutes before Urban Method and Ogy sang that stale so-80s song - Wajah Rahsia Hati.

I just could not believe my eyes and my ears when I saw (and not forgetting: listened to) Ogy Daud on stage. She looked so much like Heliza with that 2 in 1 blouse (some kinda hooded blouse where it can be doubled as her tudung) . Heliza was the sweet tudung clad gal in AF5 where she sang a really good rock song. Maybe she (Ogy) asked her fashion designer to emulate Heliza's style.

Believe me, I was nearly puking my lunch when I saw (and listened to) her. She was so 'not there', so out of place between the young (Urban Method) and the Hotlink spectators in that special place near (sunk-in actually) the stage. Okay, so what with her "kakak Overrr" attitude, you say?

But Oh.My.God. She had this croaky and horrendous voice that I thought she had a toad in her throat! She thought she can sing, dance and do whatchamacallit? Err... do the gedik kinda maneuver between the boys that could have been her kids (if she had one lah, of course). Its a fookingable (this is my own jargon for something really really i mean reallllyyy stupid) go-gali your own lubang (READ: dig your own grave) move, okay? So not cool! I'm sorry Ogy! But you were trying so hard, I think you better "Duduk diam-diam, belajar ilmu yg patut dengan usia anda!" What had happened to you la?

Whatev...
I salute Cikgu Fatimah Abu Bakar for commenting on Ogy's performance out loud!!!
SALUTE!! You are right with your cynical point of view, lady! And while saying this Live! over Cable TV?

Totally PRICELESS!!.. uhuhuhuh First Class B to the I, A to the T, CH!

+..Ironic, aye?..+

I heard one funny but ironic drama over Fly Fm this morning.

A guy called in to fix his problem with his gal. He said he tried to arrange for their anniversary get together but the gal gave lame excuses, she had to stay at home. He said he didn’t trust his gal and wanted to know for sure. He sensed that something went amiss.

Guess what? When the crew cross called this gal, she admitted she loved her bf *very much*. The crew dug more (with the help of the bf). When she was asked who was the person that texted “sayang” to her, she said it was a friend. And when the bf asked,

“Since when did your friend call you sayang, and the msg was way-yy too “friendly" ?”

She hesitated and said," I don’t know..."

The bf then wanted to call the Third Person involved to clear things up. When the crew did this (by cross calling), guess who picked up the phone?

A Girl!!!

The Fly FM crew wanted a confirmation whether the gal who answered the phone is *tooott* and did she knows about *tooot* (The gf)?

"yeah that's me, and I know *tooot*" (that was what I heard over the radio)

The bf was so furious and said to his gf, “You cheat on me for another GAL? OH. MY. GOD!!!”

The gal was speechless and he hung up almost immediately.

Then the Other Gal kept on asking who was all these ppl (cross calling each other) and why they bothered her so much. The now defunct gf (NDG) said,

“my bf just hung up when he learned about you & me”

“tough luck, then!”

The crew commented that that statement doesn't solve anything so the NDG pleaded her lesbo lover as if to asked for sympathy and perhaps, love.

“I don’t care, I’m not bothered…that’s your problem…”

She (the Other Gal) too hung up afterwards…

I was laughing out loud in Swiffy when I heard this…The NDG was left high and dry by both her straight and lesbo partners!! HahAHhAHhahHAHhahAh!!!

Padan muko!!! Hahahaha!

For the guy who had his problem fixed, I salute you to leave this kinda gal! Syabas mister!

+..Gosip Tioman!..+

Hmmm.. apa kes tah sejak si Erra cureng ngan Hans, aku ske pulak lepak buang masa kat satu forum artis melayu. Maklumlah third quarter ni mcm slow sket...Bos plak gi reiki treasure hunt ke Damai Laut...

Tapi kali ni, gosip panas gaksla. Tak tahulah if dah kua Media Hiburan ke mende cos I didn't buy/ read that crap. This one I got hot & sizzles from the stove - dari ex-colleague yg dah pindah Dubai, bercuti kat Tioman baru nih (bulan ni)...



Katanye, dia satu family gi sana dengan in-laws dia...memula dia tak perasan. Masa tgh syok2 lepak bwh pokok kelapa pantai ngan anak2 n family, pak mentua kata, "Eh! eh! Itu bukan ke dengan si sapa tu? Tokey Nasi Ayam merangkap penyampai radio tu?"

" Mana bah?"
So pak mentua dia pun zoom kan kamera nakkan kepastian. Kata Kak Dubai, "wah..kemain! Lam media dok ngelak-ngelak...kat sini dok pimpin tangan, main-main buih pantai lagi...!"
"hah! Ini kalau abah hantar Metro ke apa ni, mesti laku ni!"

Tapi salunye yg family aku penah nampak (salu tenots wayang di OU), mesti Si Hunkydory tu yg senyum kat org sumer...yg si keding papan lapis tu musti buat dekkk je...apa kes?

Mengaku jelah Cik Nasik Ayam oitt! Dah terang lagi bersuluh, kan...

Note:
Amacam? Aku bleh jadik wartawan gosip tak? Sonang yo koje ni...
Anyho, Nasi Ayam Mencongkam Gombak sangat lazat! Thanks to Taj Innuendo yg kenalkan kat aku 3 tawon lepas...sekang dah makin maju beb...nak gaks cuba Nasi Ayam gepren Mr. F...bleh lawan taks?

.::Gullible or just Greed?::.

I came across something which seized my attention yesterday. All of a sudden I wanted to laugh and shook my head vigorously. Please read on:-

Pensyarah PhD ditipu Black Money RM600,000
Oleh Azmi Md Deros

KUALA LUMPUR: Seorang pensyarah kanan berkelulusan doktor falsafah (PhD) kerugian RM600,000 selepas terpedaya dengan tawaran sindiket ‘Black Money’ untuk mewarisi pusaka berjuta-juta dolar milik seorang pemimpin Afrika yang baru meninggal dunia.

Wanita berusia awal 40-an itu menerima e-mel daripada sindiket terbabit, yang mendakwa akan membantu mengeluarkan wang berkenaan daripada sebuah bank di Afrika. Bagaimanapun, sebagai syaratnya, mereka yang berminat, perlu memperuntukkan sebahagian daripada wang itu untuk kerja amal, selain diberikan kepada anggota sindiket itu. Mangsa, yang bertugas di sebuah universiti di utara tanah air, juga diminta membeli bahan kimia daripada sindiket itu sebagai persediaan mencuci dolar Amerika yang akan dibawa masuk. Sumber memberitahu Berita Harian, pensyarah itu, yang bersetuju dengan syarat berkenaan, memberi wang pendahuluan RM100,000 kepada sindiket itu dalam pertemuan mereka di sini.“Kerana terlalu yakin dan tamak dengan kekayaan yang dijanjikan itu, mangsa sanggup meminjam wang daripada rakannya, juga seorang profesional, sebanyak RM500,000 untuk diserahkan kepada sindiket itu.“

Read More: http://www.bharian.com.my/m/BHarian/Tuesday/Mukadepan/20051017234943/Article/

At first thought, I was thinking who the hell was this so-called Prof. He must be so-ooo stupid. then I read on..owh owh the Prof was actually a SHE. A Female. Gullible Intellectual woman. Or maybe, Greed Intellectual...sheesh! Now she owes her friend half a million, and of course muka malu tuh cik kak oiii nak letak mana oiii!

::Psychotic Encounter::

Last nites buka puasa event at my own office premise was mediocre, everything from food to the whole get-together thingy. I was seated with Ms Vogue and Pwincess who chatted animatedly as we have not met each other for quite some time. This is the only time to exchange stories and sizzling tell-tales. Ooh! Was this one considered as a gossip?

Pwincess asked me if I'm still active with my charity group. I said so and so as I have slowed down quite a bit. She asked me whether I know anybody name Ms. Paranoid (nama terpaksa dirahsiakan), cos this Ms. P said she knows me. Such small world! Wait til I text my buddies about this, thee hee hee.

Ms. Vogue squeezed in the conversation when she said,

*What? Ms.Paranoid, my long-time school enemy?*
Pwincess said, *Well, no. But this Ms. Paranoid have the same attitude as your *enemy*
Ms Vogue simply shrugged, *Kau ni Pwincess, semua musuh orang jadi kawan kau*
Hey! Pwincess how come your path crossed hers?
*She was my college-mate and I befriended her cos’ she had no friend at all last time. Even though she was so insensitive when I was still grieving for the loss of my father and called me wee hours in the morning, she still needs someone to talk to…*

For this statement, a standing ovation and salutation for Pwincess for becoming the ZOPFAN gal! Yay! Good gal, she is indeed.

Well, I cannot totally recalled Ms. P at first but when Pwincess mentioned *gettugeder* with my group, then a bulb suddenly lighted. Aha! THAT Ms. Paranoid..Yeah I know her. She has this intriguing, annoying, inconsiderate, insensitive and self-centred attitude to start with. Hmm, Pwincess said she agreed with that, but kept her *friendship* with Ms. P anyway. Pwincess began her story when this gal sought her shoulder to cry on when Ms. P encountered a shattering uneventful night. She said, Ms.P was trying to call her Mr.Knight of Shining Armour (a.k.a Mr. N) in vain as his *gedik girlfriend* kept answering her call. Ha. Ha.

Now, that made my get-together an interesting one. Well, Pwincess, FYI, that *gedik girlfriend* was *yours truly*. Pwincess couldn’t believe her ears when I said we actually put a prank every time Ms. Paranoid called Mr. N. You see, that particular night my group was having a meeting cum working. Mr. N was actually relaying his stressful events to get away with Ms. P.

Well, obviously the team noticed that Ms. P was trying so hard to woo Mr. N. She always sought Mr. Ps help in giving some advices, counselling (yeah right) including the endless phone calls late at night and during his busy schedule, asked Mr. P to pick her up and send her home yadda yadda. She related her day-to-day encounters and problems, which brought her to think suicidal act as the last resort. Knowing how subtle, Malay kinda gesture to politely SAY NO, Mr. N was trying to be nice. In fact so nice, he was afraid that Ms. P will commit suicide if he acted/ said wrongly. Like our Malay idiom saying, *Seperti menarik rambut dari tepung, rambut tak putus, tepung tak berselerak - ha.ha Karim Singh Walia melaporkan* He was thinking to get away from her for good after her parents got back from their overseas trip. (Ms. P, is the only child and got the whole house to herself (READ: alone and lonely).

Not only that, Ms. P tried very hard to *get into* the group by forcing us to join her *gettugeder* and the subsequent meetings. She pushed it a little too far by getting a caterer, and in fact invited e.v.e.r.y friends of ours to attend. Then, when the group finally there, she greeted them and disappeared for the whole night. The bunch went home without saying goodbye (as they could not locate the host), mingling only to themselves even though there are other group invited by Ms. P nearby (It happened that Pwincess was there too!) Ms. P also posted a thank you note to everyone who came to her house that night at a Bulletin Board so that her ex-friends (READ: friends who cannot tahan her perangai, thus left her for good) can see how well she was coping with her new friends. Hmm…

I remembered when I first hosted the meeting at home, Ms. P suddenly took a small cushion and baring (laid) in front all of us. I was gob smacked! How could she baring shamelessly in front all of us? So, trying to be nice, I asked her what was wrong? She said she needed a panadol to ease her headache. After giving her what she wanted, I politely asked her to sleep in my room instead. Then 2 hours later when most of the bunch went home, she woke up, walked out from the room and blurted, “Oh! Sorry, I have slept tru the meeting. Did I miss anything?” Like DUHHHHHHHH!!! She even asked me to bring my bros PS2 to her house for the *gettugeder*. Like Hello? Do I really know you? I was just introduced to you less than 4 hours?

Mr. Ns phone rang right after our *sharing-the-experience session*. Yep, it was her number. He tried to ignore her calls but she kept ringing until I had this spontaneous idea to pick up her call and acted as Mr. Ns galfriend. Thee hee hee. Yeah…I was *that* gedik galfriend. Come on! For crying out loud, can’t she took it as a hint that Mr. Ns taken, especially when all our friends that night were excruciatingly in pain not to laugh, as though Mr. N and I were living together (READ: this was just an act, okay?)

What I said to Ms. P, *Owh, my sayang is in the bathroom… Who is this, please*
She simply replied. *A friend* I asked back, *Yeah, but can I know your name?* and she slammed down the phone. How rude! Exactly after I said, *Huh! Marah..dia hempas telefon tuh* the whole bunch roared with laughter. It went on for several minutes until the laugh subsided, only to be continued by another annoying phone call. Heh! You guess…and yep, the promising actress in the making handled the situation pretty smoothly. It took another final call that night that the whole charity friends of mine said, *That’s it! We’re gonna call tonite as the Posto Sayang Menyayang!*

Ms. P, maybe due to a head concussion, made another endless annoying calls to Mr. N the next morning, noon and towards the evening. Hmm..I guessed it does not register to her head that Mr. N is seeing somebody. What can you say if a gal falls head over heels to a bloke? She also *messaged* everybody tru the bulletin board, harassed each one who came to her Gettugeder Nite by relating issues to A, then to B, to C and so forth. My friends then came to a boiling point when they had to take action. Hmm..that concluded Ms.Ps judgement that Mr. Ns gedik galfriend influenced the whole bunch to ignore her existence (that I was jealous of her). Ha. Ha. I felt so influential…even though that was not the actual case.

When Mr. N called later after I text msg him, he cannot stop laughing…

*Nampaknya your acting last time worked!*

*Yeah…but I pity her…* and my other buddy called in too to know the story. Well, buddy…your *best pal* hated you (Pwincess said about how Ms.P’s reaction to my buddy). Its a pity to help this kinda psyco gal to get into our society if she could not mirror what she did. She could not care less and she needs attention so much that it shoo-ed away people who tried to help. It takes people with super big hearts and the greatest empathy to befriend this kinda *problematic* gal. May God help her!!

Unfortunately, I am not one of those (super big heart with greatest empathy)…

Gosip Dinner~!

Dinner biasanye kan ade performance competition..so it happened my comp. dinner ada competition di mana terdpt gabungan2 section..usually made up of 3 sections in a group. ada 4 sumer. Groups' names were all from 60s filming studio eg. Studio Jln Ampas, Studio Merdeka, Cathay Keris and Shaw Brothers. Section aku CMBD joined Fire Engineering (hensem lagi bujang lagi engineers lagi you! and Chemical Section.

Our MAIN Competitor dtg dari Product Cert + CETS + ngan sape tah..group's name - Studio Merdeka. then Jln Ampas from HR + QSC Section + MPTS and Shaw Bros from Finance + ETS + tatau hehhe. tak bleh salahkan aku sbb aku tak join competition ni. tak ske arr sbb past years yg aku xperience depa ni ske memain. tak serius nak berlakon n menari n sume act cam bagos..sesia aku blaja Teater kat U dulu...aku penah masuk PSP lagih..so aku dah sgt used to this kinda competitions. and kalau org memain aku hangin nantiks..i'm a perfectionist tak bleh memain. then dahla masa tuh tak makan dek hajar. ndak je aku tempeleng sorang2...

so dats y aku tak join grup aku tawon ni. MALAS. so aku malas campo n malas nak ambek tau...

tapi tawon ni they were different. maybe because the group were made up from different sections...sbb si CT dr HR yg perasan terel (caught her smoked in the performers' room - room tok aku n 7 others) ske nak jd heroin tapi sore cam tikus mondok halus nak mam. tawon ni HR group up ngan section lain so selamattt...tawon ni aku tgk bebudak aku semangat waja sey...and they practised hard...so aku bangga la walaupun aku tatau apa depa prektis..it happened aku cume bantu depa wat felem lama kengkunun hero kat overseas...ajar pakai Movie Maker kat XP...siap suh si Kama pakai running credits tok all the actors, director cekgu cekgi they all...hmm...bagos gak ade facility camni kat laptop aku ek?

neway...it happened...aku tak pueh hati ngan result competition tuy...and i dug out, ramai org tak puas hati skandallll je tak sudeh. even the mgmt side pon nak wat post mortem on why this shit happened..hahaha! committee yg bangang! cuba amik org kreatif cam aku yg ada background theatrical and drama..komfem aku suh juries to be made up from 2 pros and few mgmt side outside SQASI i.e. from HQ...kan ke transparent skets? budus betol org2 di HR hangin ako!

imagine:-

ada 1 professional jury from Badan Kebudayaan mmg pro...vote group Cathay Keris menang sbb inisiatif and kreativiti yg lain drpd org lain..tup tap tup tap...disbbkan ada juri terlebey; patot dua org jadik 3 plak(yg badan sedap lagi hensem- aku rase gay kot). Dia dok kate ape kat sorang membe aku (grup Jln Ampas - they all dah menang awal2 sbb juri bias):-
"apesal semua grup buat citer balik luar negeriiiii je? kalau u punye grup buat citer lain sikit i kasik u menang!"

and this mamat hensem pulek...ade kroni ala2 gay gak..wic is Raja Azura's manager. Raja Azura was our MC for dinner. so..hmm...mcm ada unsur2 pengganas kat cni...mcm bias gilerz..saje nak kasik grup HR menang so depa bleh dpt job ni next year..Maklomle HR yg organise...
ADILKAH namanye ini? pasal lain je kasik menang padehal unsur2 flow of the story, kreativiti and inisitif langsong tak amik kire..ikut feveret crowd and para cikgu yg ngajar (weh ingat AF je ke ade cekgu?) mmg dey all prefer grup Cathay Keris ni..
sumer frust! even competitor they all from PC pun dok tak puas hati, "eh! macammana u all bleh menang ha! tak adillah!"

i was actually inside the room ngn bebudak yg menang tuy..citer dia lain sket sbb ending sorang mamat MIC berangan chenta ngan budak melayu..lagu industan..kena marah ngan Mak dare..itu je..dok menari lepas geram..tak tersusun..dialog tak jelas n kelibot..mana taknye prektis sari je...sbb depa lain tang tuy depa menang. tapi membe aku yg dah dpt "gerenti" menang tuy dok kate..ala! kite menang punyek sbb jln citer kite tak mcm dorang! hah! sape nak jawab tu kak oiii!!!

jln citer grup Cathay Keris start ngn tayangan kat skrin kengkunun Hero kat overseas yg mmg mate keranjang lagi playboy...mmg kreatif si Kama (anak murid aku MovieMaker). Dia buat ala2 felem lama yg rosak siap ngan running credits...pergh! Grup ni je THE ONLY grup yg buat camni..tu kan lain? then ending kemas jerk..sbb Hero tatau nak pilih sape gadis2 pilihan org tua dia, last2 dia kawen 4-4 sekaliks...sbb muke Kama si Hero tuy muke lawak..mmg menjadik arr..derang menari pun smart! kan ke lagi vogue...kalau idak takkan yg nombor 2 menang tu dok kate kat no 1 :- "weh! korang bukan pencabar kiterang la! pencabar kiterang bebudak cathay keris!"

Kesimpulannye:-

Juri ni biolah transparent bukan ada niat tak suci nak biznez next year ngn organizer. then, biolah pro cam abg Bdn Kebudayaan tuy..then bio ade KETUA JURI from mgmt side ke..bio TRANSPARENT!! and ikut guideline..ni ikut sedap rase dia nak wat biznez plak..huh! marahnyer aku!! sbb staf aku yg perform..tawon lepas mmg they all sux tapi tahun ni..they were SUPERB!!

sian they all...apa bleh buat komplen jelaaa

p/s: utk best dress plaks. next time buat homewerk la how 60s ppl dress up...jgn pdg Mesia je...tgk aku..penat2 dress ala2 Monterey Hippie tak menang pon! sibbaik sumer baju n segala bale tu murah giles...self satisfaction gaks cos ade gak mat saleh n minah saleh yg lepak kat lounge Sheraton tu nak amik gambo ako kat pokok krismas tah2 depa ingat aku ni christmas ornamental kots...huehue

on mengata org dia yg lebih

hish! ni lagi best!

sejak aku join band aku..(tajaan opes gaks) i'm not denying that it flushed me down..drained me up and made me sick sick sick..that was why i took an MC and an EL a day after my show. F:A:T:I:G:U:E okay?

artis tu at least dia full time. mlm jam siang tido..ako? mlm jam sampai kol 2 sampai rumah, kol 8 dah tercongok dpn opes. so this resulted on my boss to marah ako, and tanya aku cam aku budak kecik on my work..she really sees me as a child, not a capable adult! this is so insulting! rupanya dia tak suka aku join band ni.

so adelah one close friend of mine yg concern on the matter told me about the real situation. when i was on the stage, few managers did asked my other colleague,"Eh! napa u tak join? usually muka u adaaaa je?" so my boss yg tolong jawab, “Ala cukuplah sorang je..kang haa...ini pun...*sigh*"then the story continued tomorrow when i was really flushed down, i took EL and she approved."tulah! asyik menggelinjang2 kerjanya, kerja tak siap2, ha! sekarang dah EL!!"
takpe la..it's my fault anyway...tak bleh bahagi sama rata my time to all the commitments..i wonder how ppl can do that eh? if i'm concentrating on things..i only pick one at a time...f:o:c:u:S

so..it so happened, Allah tu Maha Kaya...i was so enthusiastic to try and practice my last show perhaps (for company dinner) huehue. using the new converted vcd (my project) kat Bilik Taklimat for the karaoke thingy. tergezuttt tgk all the managers were there inc. my boss.
before, she was flashing her *T:W:O* new black sunnies to the staff (ala2 60s la kununs!) imagine syoknye jadik Boss kan..kol 11 dah cabot for the 60s dress try-up kat Badan Kebudayaan. sampai dekat kol 3 baru muncol kat opes. aku tak kisah...dia Boss...
ni semua pon sbb we''ll be having our 60s-70s themed dinner this coming Friday 17th.

so takpe la tuy..then..jeng jeng jeng...i learnt that all the managers kat Bilik Taklimat were there sbb nak practice their performance on stage (management side). ala..sempoi je..nyanyi then menari (tu pun pakai choreogapher). membe aku sumer tanya apesal Boss aku cam malu anak ayam je menari?

so aku ingat dia tak biasa arr..pastuy, di belakang tabir kat bilik AV tuy, aku tutup langsir sat borak sat..pastu aku selak tabir..jeng jeng jeng....Boss aku! astaghfirullahala'zim!!! dia punye gelek...dia punye kaki..badan sumer..pergh!! kalah kitorang budak muda belia!!! dlm hati aku kate...

"pergh! dah naik syeh la tuy...memule malu anak ayam..tgk dia punye cara...cam mengimbau zaman retro dia dulu jek..:P"

so...moral of the story..

semua orang ada zaman mereka masing-masing. tak payahla nak mengata org menggelinjang-menggelinjang...tgk ler diri sendiri dah gayot and kudut pun, kalau dah menggelinjang sana sini..adess berdarah mate aku tengok!!! eiii...sekejap je Tuhan bayar cash kan? dok kate org at least aku ni single mingle..muda plak tuy...mmg seswai la ngan muzik aku...ahahahahh!!!! sibbaik aku kewl...tak sound dia depan sumer org,

"wah! Boss ni boleh tahan jugak menggelinjangnye yeeeee...."

~ahahahahhahahahaha!!! snort! snort!!...~

m:o:s:t:i

11 Dec 2004

Today's entry is about the show that all of us felt so lazy to perform. @MOSTI Putrajaya. we had to as it was a direct order from the Office's President. a paksa-rela show that i called (and maybe others) a Kenduri Kahwin kinda thing..feel so unclassy..so...err out of place.
All of us were late for the sound check and everything..including PB and me. it happened that err..something else cropped up the night before. M:A:J:O:R
so off we went feeling drowsy and throats aren't feeling any better.

@MOSTI

arrived as early as 10 ish, the crew have installed all the sound systems. i, as usual played dumb and acted pretty. what else to do? besides, the show will only start at 12. I only changed to my kebaya nyonya at 11:30 as the heat were simmering hot and sweaty. luckily i wore thin make up rather than my superstar look-a-like make over.

the show started with my Saloma's Selamat Aidilfitri which was fab. everybody clapped and cheered. then it dwindled to a mere stare..hahaha...i know. my throats are killing me. as if Ella's voice who tried in vain to render Seri Mersing..what worse was my rendering with Dato' in Kau Mawarku..huehue..i lost my face during that song plus other songs which i won't go into details. maybe my throat and maybe in the conciousness of feeling that my own uncle was watching me "menggelinjang-menggelinjang". yep that pretty loud mouth uncle who knows pretty well my family would bising if i sing...hey! like Malay Proverb, " Ke mana tumpahnya kuah kalau tak ke nasi?" my arwah atok used to be in a band too and he played accordion. so..in a way i have this art blood in me.

J:J

the show lasted until 4 ish which was way beyond the original schedule. we didn't expect that the show will be joined by one orang asli band from Rompin which performed the 60s songs and dangdut (ugh!). so after belting one last Doa Buat Kekasih with the band, Seiring Sejalan with Dato' again (accompanied by karaoke) the show was finallly over.

everybody loves Seiring Sejalan..cos it was groovy and we danced unshamely 70s styled..huehue..It rained heavily right after we wrapped up. it was fun! Somebody so dear to me accompanied me where ever i went and he was such a sweetie! While I were so busy looking and being a mandur to the soundcrew..

JJ came to us in the camp and begun chit chatting.. he even pat me in the back as if to say "good show!" he patted my back thrice! Some of my friends even said that he is with "that" nature - gatal..huehue..well it was worth our "malas" and nearly "merajuk". JJ came to me personally while i was with SS and FD..clutching few notes which i was afraid to look at..asking where was the Band Leader. the fact that Aznal already left us lots to Echo. So JJ said,"takpe I kasi kat org perempuan la sbb diorang ni lagi pandai simpan duit!" we were astounded and dumbfounded. looking at both FD and SS...looking at the notes..it was 5 purple-coloured notes altogether..!! huehue makan besarr..i was so happy! it was way beyond my wildest imagination. felt so appreciated and make all things worthwhile...so that was it. our first paid show..by JJ himself..kewl huh! all of us went back happily eventhough the rain poured down heavily...Bravo my band...i'm proud to be with all of you!! love my band! muaahhs!!