Alhamdulillah.
Not that I met another man to be called my stronger other half, but this one was related to the Office.
Kaplam FINALLY resigns!!! WhooHoohHohoo!! Alhamdulillah. I made it clear to my colleagues that I'll belanja them pisang - a sign for my thanks. But imagine this, being an ex from the olde section, his so-called *secretary* asked me & other exes to donate RM20 for his farewell party. I mean, what the hell was she thinking? Let me donate my RM20 worth to somebody that is worth brooding over (like my Kak Eha, I can even donate more). Not Kaplam tu! Nak ajak kick his butt, okay ah. But nak donate lagi RM20, eheheh you got a wrong person to bitch about ler..Even during his last day pun, nak tunjuk kuasa. Owh puh-lease...
He pledge forgiveness in the mass emailing.
KAPLAM:
Again I would like to thank you for making my stint at The Office the most memorable 5 years of my working career. If I have in this period offended any of you I wish to ask for your forgiveness.
Muahahha...lawaks lawaks. I would like to ask in front of everyone, "Kaplam, when you email us your farewell, what do you mean you offended me? Maybe you care to elaborate so that I might forgive you?"
I won't forget the miseries you've done to me. All the menabur pasir di periuk nasik, hell No. I wish you all the miseries and hell in your new office. May you rot in hell.
Ala, as if he got a better office environ punn, just some TNB subsidiary co. Not like all that Big O&G cos ke apa. So you got that managerial post in a small TNB sub. So what? I'm so happyyyy he's finally out of sight forever! ( I hope he won't apply to re-enter my office)
Imagine, 2 of my colleagues (whom were abused as moi) already take their annual leaves today (for his farewell party). As for me, I didn't pay that RM20, so I make it clear he's not significant in my life. You can drag your sorry ass elsewhere Suren!
Lalalala...happy happy joy joy!! Pisang for everyone!! yay!! Our kenduri kesyukuran that he'll finally belah will be on Friday. Harus!!
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