+..Oh! Hummer H3!!..+

I was salivating (drip drip..) when I first saw this specially made for women's 4WD! The Hummer was a non-gender basis vehicle according to GM. This is, ladies and gents the H3. Unfortunately, I can't copy the url for my specially built (kununs) H3 with all the Off Road gears I dreamt of having it on...Uhuhu Lusty Lusty me.

Why I said it is made for women?
Well I saw it in Real Time Channel 78 - the Turbo Show where GM was promoting it to women. They invited Fergie and other women celebs to glorify the event...And I'm talking bling-bling here...The H3 was not for Soccer Mums only, ok? It is also made for singletinis (as referred by Yan Bumblebee) like moi. Who crave for power and err..(attraction?) bwaahaha...

I saw how the Humvee was being navigated thru the table top, boulders, logs, water and twist ditch. I was so amazed it could climb a near 80 degrees muddied slope with ease! I guess those nature lovers must be cursing at this show (dunno whether they watch this kinda show?) as this giant was made for civilian use for off roads with a not-so-eco friendly engine (and destroying the err..natural off road terrain)

I can imagine how Boe would look at me (if I could ever get my hands behind the wheel) green with envy cos I can supersede his Lanun Darat's Fordie (muahaha lets girl-call their vehicles lalallala). Yeah, Taichee...in your dreams...Besides being humongous (err wide), this baby's price is really a Nuclear! Plus the G Tax bladibla and all that hassles, this baby is tagged at RM 1 God-damn Farkin MiLLion!!

The H3 however is smaller, shorter and narrower than the H1 and H2. That is why it is made for women like moi! Uhuhu...Main engine is I-5, 3.5 litre (H2 is 6.5L with V8 engine, man!!) which is relatively superb and more powerful than Boe's 2.5 Fordie bwahahaha...evil, evil..But thankfully, this Humvee H3 comes with a Diesel option..(Dunno whether its Green Engine?) huhuhuhu...imagine driving this RM1 Million baby, with a whopping petrol price (in Malaysia, it will be hiked AGAIN) + the accessories + maintenance shite + Malaysian tolls (Also, will be hiked AGAIN). People who can really afford a Humvee is Super Rich Bastart (yeah, I'm jealous) in Malaysia...

The fact if one owns it in Malaysia?
full tank:RM 640
road tax :RM 12,xxx
price :RM 700k onwards
rims :RM 15,xxx

Hmm..
Nampaknya, berangan jelaa...But meh sini nak ngumpat sikit.

Whoever bought that Mitsubishi Triton, especially men? You know what I thought of you? Well you look kinda sissy to me..Triton is damn ugly, man! It looks so "lembut". Don't EVER try to woo women (who loves outdoors, loves sports, career-minded, practical, loves powerful engine n stuff) while driving your Triton. Its a TURN OFF. Got it? But if you're so confident with your ugly looking 4WD, don't blame me for not warning yah!

Ever came across this sign?

Yes, I'm FAT, BUT you're UGLY.
I can Exercise, BUT you need Plastic Surgery..

Bwahahaha...
Sorryyy (Simon says)... a lil notty today.